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[–]p4lm3r 3761 points3762 points  (349 children)

MapQuest. It was the googlemaps before googlemaps absolutely crushed it.

[–]anthonyvardiz 751 points752 points  (129 children)

I use Google Maps now, but I remember using MapQuest. What happened to it?

[–]Blrfl 987 points988 points  (88 children)

Still exists. AOL owns it.

[–]anthonyvardiz 2127 points2128 points  (26 children)

Still exists.

Cool

AOL owns it.

Oh...

[–]AdventureSphere 580 points581 points  (26 children)

Still exists. AOL owns it.

I feel that "still exists, AOL owns it" is the answer to pretty much any question about "What ever happened to that internet thing?"

[–]ecuintras 512 points513 points  (9 children)

A-ha!

[–]Vasconium 1336 points1337 points  (86 children)

Good riddance. Their maps interface was, and still is, terrible.

[–]ANewMachine615 1362 points1363 points  (65 children)

Their printed directions are actually much, much better, for one simple feature. They give you a "if you see X, you have gone too far" notice when you start getting to back roads. So, "If you pass a Dairy Queen, turn around" or "This turn is just after the police station."

I haven't had to use printed directions in years, but I did once because my phone was dead, and our secretary defaulted to MapQuest. It was actually really interesting to see that they're improving, and it was way more helpful than Google's "In 200 feet..." thing.

[–]pghreddit 427 points428 points  (34 children)

Google's directions tend to give you the absolute shortest route, cutting through residential drives and everything.

I've found Mapquest's directions to always be better, and simpler.

[–]hamster_combat 63 points64 points  (8 children)

I had this problem for years with the nearest freeway exit to my business. If you google-mapped directions from the west bound exit to my place it would tell you to drive through a gated truck yard right off the exit because it was the shortest route. I'd get customers all the time telling me they had difficulty finding the place because google told them to drive into a fence right after getting off the freeway.

[–]bmstile 502 points503 points  (15 children)

True that

DOUBLE TRUE!

[–]Khadour 264 points265 points  (14 children)

Funny story - was waiting on a technician to show up earlier this week. 2 hours late, he finally shows up, and says "MapQuest doesn't do a very good job in this area" . . . kinda made me not want to let him fix my equipment.

[–]maumacd 68 points69 points  (6 children)

unfortunately my dad lives on a bluff in the middle of nowhere. Google occasionally sends people to the road at the bottom of the bluff - a good 20 minutes to get around and up to his place from there.

Mapquest however... always gets it right.

He says he feels gross telling people to use it to find his place.

[–]theraiderofreddit 2094 points2095 points  (217 children)

Geocities

[–]blastcat4 1301 points1302 points  (177 children)

I kinda miss Geocities. Back then, people were excited about having their own personal websites and creating their own content. Yeah, you had a lot of eye-searing Homer Simpson sites, but that was part of the fun. Now people just make a Facebook page and call it a day.

[–]musicalrapture 568 points569 points  (33 children)

It was the perfect space for people to learn how to code, even if it was rudimentary and all you got out of it was a hideous eyesore. In those days it was okay - you weren't a designer and didn't have to pretend to be one. You could just be someone mucking about, making something that was their own.

Nowadays technology is everywhere but most people are content with websites that all look the same. They're all very sleek and clean...but they have this strange sameness to them.

[–]blastcat4 219 points220 points  (15 children)

I think the rise of youtube had a lot to do with it, too. People gravitated towards sharing their content through videos, rather than static web pages because video seems more accessible and easy to digest. But you see a similar progression with youtube, too. Casual and simple videos growing into slick broadcast-quality productions. The bar for design is set so high these days that people just don't bother sharing casual content any more, and when they do, it gets shunted into Facebook.

[–]David_Mudkips 660 points661 points  (97 children)

Similarly, I miss the customisation available on MySpace. It actually felt like my space: a page designed by me, for me. Now everyone uses Facebook and everyone's pages are white and blue, designed by comitee, mediocre crap. Like a cornflour blue tie. I'm sick of wearing the tie.

[–]jokul 795 points796 points  (48 children)

the problem with this is that nobody wanted to see some shitty duck wallpaper background while listening to a garage band "jam out".

[–]HoodedStranger90 362 points363 points  (31 children)

Nor do they want to wait 10 minutes for the page to load.

[–]cmerat 1856 points1857 points  (228 children)

Sourceforge.com. From, the best repository for open source development to secretly bundling malware with each download. Pathetic.

[–]andrewia 574 points575 points  (141 children)

Secretly bundling malware

I never heard about this. What happened and when?

[–]StormOfChaos 977 points978 points  (134 children)

Let's say you want to install Filezilla (FTP client).

Old Sourceforge (not so long ago):

  • download Filezilla.exe
  • Install Filezilla.exe

New Sourceforge:

  • Download obscure installer
  • Say "Fuck no, I don't want to install crapware X
  • Installer downloads Filezilla.exe (Not kidding)
  • Filezilla is installed
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA We installed some adware / malware anyway despite you opting out, because screw you.
  • Rage-uninstall adware AND Filezilla

[–]beaverteeth92 839 points840 points  (91 children)

So like Oracle bundling the Ask toolbar with Java.

[–]trendkill3388 377 points378 points  (76 children)

God, I hate that. Every time I update (which I swear is every time I turn on my computer...), I have to be careful to not skip through the prompts or end up with the damn toolbar.

[–]psantimauro 568 points569 points  (45 children)

Registry fix

[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\JavaSoft] “SPONSORS”=”DISABLE”

[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Wow6432Node\JavaSoft] “SPONSORS”=”DISABLE”

Edit: fixed slashes. Thanks doshman

Holy shit thanks for the gold!

[–]hotel2oscar 492 points493 points x2 (22 children)

Control Panel->Java->Advanced->Misc->Suppress sponsor offers...

Less registry hacking, same effect

[–]PM_ME_CAKE 68 points69 points  (10 children)

And then there's CNET.

[–]Poobslag 55 points56 points  (1 child)

CNet is the worst because it's so pervasive. You google something like "Winzip" and the second search result is CNet's malware. Depending on which software you google, sometimes it's the #1 result.

[–]NoonToker17 68 points69 points  (1 child)

I was wondering what the fuck happened. I went from seeing Sourceforge everywhere to not being able to trust myself to download anything.

[–]howdoigethome 176 points177 points  (27 children)

Github is the new sourceforge. I love github 10000x more then I ever did sourceforge.

[–]jonestownflavorade 1421 points1422 points  (76 children)

angelfire.com

[–]gbtwo88 611 points612 points  (37 children)

I used it to host my first shitty webpage at the age of 12.

[–]bhuff85 257 points258 points  (13 children)

Same here! It was terrible, but that was when I first started to learn the basics of HTML and knew I wanted to eventually do coding and development for a living.

[–]CuntSmasher3000 130 points131 points  (2 children)

<marquee>NEEDS MORE MARQUEE</marquee>

[–]RaiyenZ 3389 points3390 points  (413 children)

Newgrounds. I mean it's not even in this thread.

[–]mindbleach 1294 points1295 points  (35 children)

It never fell, it just faded. The site was tied to a turn-of-the-millenium high-school culture and to a plugin that should've dwindled long before it did. YouTube replaced it for animations (no load times! pausing! rewinding!), iPhones couldn't handle Flash well enough to bother supporting it (remember that webgames before Facebook were always Flash), and in general that particular brand of shocking juvenile gore was slowly replaced.

I really can't stress how closely Newgrounds was linked to the kind of humor that drove early South Park seasons, or the entire premise of Happy Tree Friends. These were the canonical products of their era and Newgrounds was the perfect vehicle for them. Like prog rock and grunge, it's still around for anyone who's interested, but its heyday has passed.

[–]test822 393 points394 points  (4 children)

I'll never read such a beautiful retrospective of newgrounds ever again

[–]wannabeemperor 2564 points2565 points  (250 children)

Newgrounds was an internet incubator for the 20-somethings out there. One of the places where we cut our teeth before Myspace, Reddit, Somethingawful, Digg, Facebook or any of that was around. It was like a neckbeard paradise before we had neckbeards to grow.

[–]RaiyenZ 848 points849 points  (94 children)

It had better featured videos and games than most of the other sites.

[–]LunchpaiI 1597 points1598 points  (80 children)

It had the adult section with hentai games.

[–]mr_popcorn 1358 points1359 points  (46 children)

I've probably destroyed 10+ mouse controllers trying to get that girl to orgasm.

[–]squeeeegeeee 621 points622 points  (33 children)

IIRC you had to go over the bra first, then under, then over the panties, then under. Something like that.

[–]Joki9121 1553 points1554 points  (26 children)

I sorta hate how I know what you guys are talking about.

[–]TheGreyGuardian 218 points219 points  (14 children)

I.... I think I know what you guys are talking about as well... Scented candles?

[–]LivingSaladDays 70 points71 points  (12 children)

We're all talking about Orgasm Girl right? They made at least one sequel. I just went to one of those sites that has prehacked flash games.

[–]arcoolka 60 points61 points  (5 children)

I thought we were talking about Meet n Fuck.

[–]ANUS_POKER 672 points673 points  (22 children)

I honestly had no idea new grounds had anything but sex games.

[–]Merpninja 138 points139 points  (10 children)

They fucked up the way they filtered the games (removed adult rated filtering). It made looking for porn so much harder.

[–]BadmanVIP 2490 points2491 points  (120 children)

watching animations of stick figures murdering each other as a 10 year old in 2005 made me who I was today

[–]cynic573 1296 points1297 points  (53 children)

Xiao Xiao was a revolution.

[–]BadmanVIP 457 points458 points  (26 children)

it was all about madness combat for me (even though technically not stick figures but same sort of deal)

[–]Barsam37 70 points71 points  (1 child)

Now that is a name i've not heard in a long while

[–]xtagtv 174 points175 points  (10 children)

That's because it's still a pretty good and well-liked site. Its not as massively popular because there are better options than Flash now, but a lot of indie game devs and musicians still use it

[–]NeuroDeus 347 points348 points  (27 children)

Came to say this. It was an awesome place to chill, chat, play some great game and listen to some music. Then it started to dwindle with most developers abandoning flash or putting their games on other platforms such as Steam. I moved onto Kongregate for a bit who used to put the logo everywhere on Newgrounds as well.

Then reddit came along and I forgot about both.

[–]A_Dog_Chasing_Cars 2038 points2039 points  (97 children)

Quickmeme definitely lost a lot of users after their ban here on reddit.

Apparently, they manipulated votes.

[–]dpash 972 points973 points  (47 children)

IIRC they were run by a mod of AdviceAnimals or similar sub.

[–]the_scuzzler 1046 points1047 points  (167 children)

livejournal.com

In the late 90's most of my friends were on LJ. It was a fun and thriving community. By 2005 it was nothing but tumbleweeds blowing through abandoned profiles thanks to the MySpace exodus.

Funnily enough, a friend of mine still maintains a LiveJournal to this day.

[–]maustin222 342 points343 points  (34 children)

George R.R. Martin still hosts his blog there

[–]thepanichand 69 points70 points  (17 children)

I still maintain my LJ. I'm one of the very first users of LJ. My friends still post a lot and I've talked to those people for 14 years now. It's by no means what it was, but you'd be surprised how many people still want a private place to blow off steam, and actually write.

The old early adopter LJ folk are always trying to mimic that original LJ feeling in every new social platform we try, and nothing yet has come close. It may seem silly now, but the connection between us in the early days was really remarkable.

[–]littlebittykittyone 61 points62 points  (15 children)

I really miss LiveJournal sometimes.

[–]PandaCupcakexxx 2383 points2384 points  (248 children)

does neopets still exist?

[–]Yahoozy6 1745 points1746 points  (40 children)

Yes. And its exactly like u left it.

[–]StoplightLoosejaw 1655 points1656 points  (25 children)

Shit, i just realized I forgot to feed them for the last 15 years...

[–]Things_I_should_do 627 points628 points  (18 children)

You monster.

[–]StoplightLoosejaw 784 points785 points  (16 children)

I'm expecting a Lord of the Flies social hierarchy, harem-style inbreeding, cave paintings depicting lore of "The Master", and an over abundance of something called "Soylent Green"...

[–]valiant1337 73 points74 points  (10 children)

Shit. i just logged into my NeoPets account after 2 years... Your pet is 754 days old. Looks the same as always ;-;

[–]VoltStar 157 points158 points  (5 children)

Yep! /r/neopets exists, and its active!

[–]FoieyMcfoie 143 points144 points  (2 children)

There was nothing in the world cooler than Neopets for a few months

[–]I5555 3874 points3875 points  (347 children)

Digg. The fall was fast and hard.

[–]rugtoad 4338 points4339 points x2 (207 children)

Digg's fall was actually a pretty interesting "case study" on the dangerous of trying to monetize a website too much too fast.

The fall started a good two-three years before the actual implosion, when Digg began looking for growth capital. They sold off a significant portion of their interests in exchange for this capital (over the course of three separate deals, culminating in a $30M in exchange for an undisclosed shit-ton of equity one in late 2008) , and the VC brigade took the wheel to a machine they didn't understand.

On the web, if a website is "free", it's because the user isn't the customer. The user is the product. That's a truth that most people know and understand, but accept no less because having your eyes sold on someone else's behalf isn't so bad if they provide a worthwhile product in return. Take Reddit. We're the product being sold to advertisers. But Reddit is a good website with interesting content, and the "selling" of our eyes goes by largely unnoticed. Even if it is the endgame, it's not obvious to the user.

The Digg VC group (Highland Capital Partners was the main firm, there were a few in the mix though) didn't understand the importance of making sure the user does not feel like a product. They assumed that, because Digg was so popular, it would just stay that way. The actual content was irrelevant, people would come to Digg because it was Digg.

So, instead of continuing the path of organic, user-driven content, they figured "content is content" and took that control out of the user's hands. They put it into the hands of "power users" originally, then even less so and more into the hands of anyone with a few bucks to throw their way.

Imagine how different Reddit's front page would look if it was ranked by how much gold was spent on any given link. It would be made 100% out of thinly veiled ads. Nothing would be on the front page unless it was trying to sell you something.

Well, that's the direction Digg took things in. And it was a disaster. So they tried to backpeddle. More disaster. The V4 overhaul was the nail in the coffin, though. All of this VC nonsense was leading up to V4...which was rushed through development by none other than the VC groups who were running the show.

They cut the budget on the development dramatically, removing most of the QA process and forcing the thing out the door well before it was ready for prime time.

The result? V4 was a shit show. It broke every 10 minutes, was down for hours on end, and on top of it all...it was a shitty design.

Pop Quiz hotshot: You're the director of a major website that, while once-invincible, is now hemorrhaging users on a daily basis. What is the one thing that will solidify your demise?

Time's up.

The answer? Downtime. Well, downtime in conjunction with a viable competitor. You're looking at the viable competitor right now. When the curtains went up on the V4 shit show (and down, and up, and down, and up), Reddit didn't have to do anything but keep the lights on. The Great Digg V4 Exodus was the culmination of two years' worth of bad decisions on the part of Digg and its investors. More so the investors, but Digg's original staff made a bad choice to join them in the first place, and another one when they gave up as much control as they did.

Look at Reddit in contrast. They've just received a whole lot of money, but gave up very little control. They recently pulled in 50 million on a 500 million dollar valuation. Digg, at its high point, had a valuation of around 150M. The Highland Capital deal brought in about 30M, in addition to the 15-20M they already had outstanding with other investors. The valuation that the HC deal gave wasn't disclosed, but it was almost certainly less than 150M (my guess is that an unprofitable company with 8M in revenue didn't get more than a 100M valuation). Digg easily had over 50% of their equity tied up in VC...and those were the people pulling the strings all the way up to the V4 implosion (indeed, investors "fired" two CEOs, one being Kevin Rose himself, over the course of the next three years).

A lot of people at Digg saw the writing on the wall well-before it went tits up. There were a number of high-ranking staff members leaving the company, developers talking about a shitty environment...all kinds of "bad omens".

The actual fall was definitely fast-and-hard, much like the fall of, say, Enron. But the build-up was spectacular. I can't imagine that a number of people didn't see this coming a good year before it happened. I'm sure there was someone who looked at the Highland Capital deal and thought "This is our poison pill right here. This is what will kill us".

[–]qyll 632 points633 points  (4 children)

Very interesting! Thanks for the write-up.

[–]esaba 419 points420 points  (54 children)

Not enough people give enough credit to Digg's v4 instability as a major contributor to its demise, as you rightfully have.

I was a huge Digg user who visited several times a day. The shift in focus from user submitted content to publisher submitted content wasn't all that bad since Digg v4 still left the decision of what became popular to the users.

Digg allowed early access to a beta version of v4 if you wanted it. The day I discovered v4 went live for everyone, I started diagnosing issues with my DNS lookup. I thought something was causing my PC to incorrectly bring up the beta version of Digg when I was trying to access the public version. The new version of Digg was so buggy and unstable that me having DNS issues was a more believable scenario than the fact that Digg went live with the new version in the state it was in.

I honestly think Digg users would have eventually been fine with the changes v4 brought had the site actually worked.

[–]Flight714 194 points195 points  (33 children)

I too was a huge Digg user (I hated MrBabyMan, and I loved The Oatmeal, etc'), but upon the launch of v4, I didn't notice too much downtime.

What I did notice was a huge shift in content focus, combined with the explicit handover of submission control from users to publishers. Personally, I would have deserted the site like a rat off a ship—sinking or not.

[–]HanJam6 305 points306 points  (52 children)

Digg v4 was called a redesign, but it basically replaced the original site with an entirely new one.

[–]N8theGr8 476 points477 points  (47 children)

I remember when that happened. The whole Digg vs Reddit thing was pretty interesting, and IIRC, Digg pretty much dug its own grave at the end. Here are some pretty good comics that were released at the time:

edit The top link is the original comic. It was acting a little weird on my computer, so I linked the specific images, too. I tried to upload them to Imgur, but it would only let me do 2 of them. /edit

http://www.redkabbage.com/gallery/reddit-vs-digg-war-2009

http://i.imgur.com/2bpZ42Z.jpg

http://redkabbage.com/files/ncomment_part2.jpg

http://redkabbage.com/files/ncomment_part3.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/PM3k1xj.jpg

Warning, they're big images.

[–]kinross_19 253 points254 points  (7 children)

I have a feeling that these comics will be used to study early internet culture in 50 years.

[–]Solias 122 points123 points  (3 children)

Heh. Digg Dug.

[–]theraiderofreddit 111 points112 points  (43 children)

It was bound to happen. Digg was practically digging a hole what with it favouring high scroring users, and more.

[–]basedmatt517 1135 points1136 points  (51 children)

Xanga

[–]Anna_Draconis 49 points50 points  (11 children)

I died inside when they moved to Wordpress. I had my blog on there for ten years and was plenty happy with their half-working code, but then not only did they move to WP, they made a kickstarter for it. And if you didn't fund the kickstarter, you didn't get a blog. They removed the blog part of my account because I didn't think it was worth it to pony up.

If you have a web hosting package & domain you can download and use Wordpress for free...

[–]MikBor 71 points72 points  (0 children)

1 eprop

[–]slapded 1492 points1493 points  (161 children)

Ebaums world

[–]goldenranger10 1302 points1303 points  (84 children)

Ebaums world didn't fall from grace.

It was brutally slaughtered by the dark creature that calls itself 4chan.

[–]I_EAT_POOP_AMA 768 points769 points  (56 children)

in all fairness they, along with funnyjunk, were the first instances of content stealers.

Anything that made it's way out of SomethingAwful or later 4chan was quick to hit the front pages of both Ebaums World and FunnyJunk with tons of watermarks and logos plastered all over it advertising their site.

[–]d3l3t3rious 327 points328 points  (34 children)

Although the content stealing did result in this video which is awesome and amuses me to this day.

[–]Dhoomdealer 54 points55 points  (5 children)

Ah, Lemon Demon. His ultimate showdown video was pretty awesome too

[–]Tangocan 199 points200 points  (32 children)

They stole my fucking photograph and shared it with millions of people I WISH they fell from grace

[–]2Bpencil 2301 points2302 points  (191 children)

Miniclip.

[–]DaBlueCaboose 2446 points2447 points  (77 children)

Addictinggames

Went downhill once Nickelodeon bought it

[–]grumbleycakes 699 points700 points  (28 children)

LEAVE MY FALLING SAND GAME ALONE, NICK

[–]NoonToker17 1161 points1162 points  (3 children)

oh that's what happened.

[–]CoolTom 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Wait, what the fuck, Nickelodeon bought Addictinggames? I quit going there because of viruses, but man that used to be my favorite place on the internet. I don't want to know what it looks like now, I'm keeping my happy memory of the place.

[–]DammHippies 585 points586 points  (34 children)

Not exactly. I've played a few rounds of pool on Miniclip and there are roughly 50-60,000 people online at any one time. Rather, I speak in generalizations here, it has fallen from our collective memory as we have grown up and found steam and consoles. I remember playing it before class in primary school, everyone huddled around me with excitement in the air, giving whatever tawdry advice they thought of in the recklessness of the moment.

[–]edave22 773 points774 points  (25 children)

Bored high school kids in keyboarding class are keeping them afloat.

Edit: keyboarding class is like a learn-to-type class.

[–]Korbio 147 points148 points  (3 children)

I can definitely confirm this!

[–]hdah24 343 points344 points  (22 children)

Nah man, 8 Ball Pool is single handedly keeping that shit alive. I can't get enough of it

[–]yours_duly 948 points949 points  (49 children)

I guess the fact the nobody has mentioned Friendster yet kinda shows what a prime example it is for fall-from-grace category.

It was one of the first (if not the first) popular social network. Had tens of millions of users before Facebook was even born and Myspace was barely starting up. Though still functional, its best days are far behind it and is already in the museum of failures for all intents and purposes.

[–]schmapple 376 points377 points  (4 children)

The reason I never used Friendster was because in my early teens, some South American dude signed up for an account using my email. He looked maybe late 20s, 30s. Because he used my email I could fuck around with his details, change his password, etc.

The whole thing was weird enough to put me off trying it myself.

[–]MrWoofles 787 points788 points  (171 children)

Aol.com

[–]Cykotix 258 points259 points  (6 children)

I wonder what they tell their friends and family they do for a living.

"Oh, I work for an email provider and search engine." "Like Google?" "Sure..."

[–]Weedwacker 117 points118 points  (23 children)

AOL still has 2.4 million paid subscribers

[–]kevstev 194 points195 points  (13 children)

Even though you warned me, I still was surprised at the view count

AOL is actually a media company now, with a nice funding stream from those paid subscribers. AOL owns lots of sites like huffpo, engadget, joystick, and many others. So while aol.com may no longer be a thing, aol as a company is still doing pretty well with over a billion dollars in revenue a year, its just not the massive juggernaut it once seemed destined to be.

A good friend of mine works in ad sales and just took a job there.

[–]The-Sublime-One 430 points431 points  (119 children)

Their Harlem Shake video is sad with just how few views it has.

[–]hauntedfox 472 points473 points  (76 children)

Even though you warned me, I still was surprised at the view count

I think it was just the people in the video rewatching it mostly.

[–]xxdofxx 381 points382 points  (5 children)

"Were we late to the game? Oh, that's right. We don't care."

Ouch...

[–]Commmett 45 points46 points  (0 children)

They could only load the videos so fast...

[–]jjc_96 168 points169 points  (43 children)

As an educated guess, I heard somewhere that AOL still makes a crap ton of money from their dialup services. I'd say most of the people would that would care are dialup subscribers. I wouldn't want to spend 3 days loading a 30 second youtube video on a dialup connection

[–]SlappyMcGoo 294 points295 points  (24 children)

I once got a job with AOL where we'd call dial-up customers to offer them an upgrade to broadband. It was a free upgrade and their monthly bill would actually be less than it was with with dial-up.

No strings attached. No catch.

You would not believe how fucking hard that job was. People just didn't want to change.

[–]tizz66 109 points110 points  (6 children)

In fairness though, when was the last time a company told you an upgrade would be free and actually cost you less, and it was actually true? Any time a company says 'free' or 'saving' or any of those other nice words, instantly assume there's a * at the end of it.

[–]wannabeemperor 120 points121 points  (38 children)

All of their videos are poorly viewed, if you check their videos page almost all of them have less than 300 views. I think a below average video game streamer playing a decent game can do more.

[–]Empuze 177 points178 points  (27 children)

Can confirm.

Source : unpopular youtuber here

edit: www.youtube.com/user/empuze

[–]Vasconium 29 points30 points  (3 children)

On the other hand, they're going strong with stuff like HuffPost and TechCrunch...

[–]ejmckeon3 2389 points2390 points  (157 children)

Askjeeves and napster... both such big parts of my young teenage years

[–]MagicBandAid 1168 points1169 points  (27 children)

When I was a teenager, napster was a program.

[–]TwistTurtle 765 points766 points  (59 children)

I still wish AskJeeves had emerged as the dominant Search Engine. I miss that butler.

[–]porkfish66 384 points385 points  (25 children)

As a PG Wodehouse fan, it pisses me off that they copyrighted Jeeves. Pisses me off even more that they copyrighted then stopped using him.

[–]sap91 288 points289 points  (9 children)

I remember when they phased him out and changed to ask.com they posted a big thing about how Jeeves was leaving to travel the world.

filthy fucking liars

[–]Ayatollah_Bahloni 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Now it survives by paying people to include it as a stealth install and making itself damn difficult to root out. Shame their results are about as worthless as the blind-leading-the-blind sewage one sees at Yahoo! Answers or FixYa.

[–]silvertimeline 705 points706 points  (94 children)

Orkut and myspace.

[–]Lilcheeks 292 points293 points  (20 children)

Those bastards at myspace got rid of my old profile that I custom made and left there to take up space.

[–]FatBruceWillis 243 points244 points  (12 children)

I had some nudes saved in private messages.

They are gone forever :*(

[–]dpash 118 points119 points  (3 children)

Orkut was crazy popular in Brazil and India until it was shut down this year. While we were all using MySpace, Brazil was Orkutting.

[–]DoctorRimJob 335 points336 points  (52 children)

Rotten.com

[–]scsibusfault 301 points302 points  (10 children)

That site was essentially what taught me to usually love, but cautiously fear the Internet. It wasn't always all gore and porn (sometimes just creepy/slightly disturbing), but it gave you this amazing feeling of "I shouldn't be here" and genuinely felt like you were illegally exploring a creepy place.

[–]jakers21 226 points227 points  (53 children)

Rotteneggs and stickdeath.com. I used to love those sites. I have never so much as heard anybody talk about them

[–]brokenKetchup 104 points105 points  (18 children)

Stickdeath was soooo extreme. And that was before the days of 9gag or reddit or 4chan.

[–]lukegroundflier 323 points324 points  (34 children)

Bebo.

[–]RigorouslyFapping 93 points94 points  (9 children)

the levels of cringe when you look back at your old bebo, holy shit 15 yr old me was a twat.

[–]superhobo666 403 points404 points  (40 children)

just about every one of the millions of flash game sites of the early to mid 2000's

Oh, also Gaia online counts right?

[–]ImAClosetNerd 165 points166 points  (8 children)

Club Penguin, it just hasn't been the same since Disney. You pay for everything now.

[–]hunmld 341 points342 points  (90 children)

Experts Exchange

Now largely overtaken by Stack Overflow for the I.T knowledge base.

[–]psyon 237 points238 points  (16 children)

People got tired of not being able to see their answers when they found the site via a search engine.

[–]spectrumero 306 points307 points  (32 children)

That's because Expert Sexchange was so bloody annoying. It would show up high in searches, you'd click on it and see the question and see the rest was behind a paywall. I think many people started just making sure any search they did included an exclusion for Experts Exchange so they wouldn't have to see their useless non-answers.

[–]wannabeemperor 46 points47 points  (4 children)

My problem with Experts Exchange is they wouldn't show you answers to technical questions without registering and logging in...Now, oftentimes, when I am searching for an answer to the type of question that would be on Experts Exchange I am usually under some sort of pressure - I gotta get this shit fixed because it's my job and there might be at least one end user waiting on this fix. That always pissed me off. It was like having the answer at your fingertips but it's being covered up by some shitty begging blurb.

I quickly learned to disregard Experts Exchange in any of my search results. It has to be one of the most prolific IT aligned websites that no one has ever seen.

[–]Doc_Dish 58 points59 points  (11 children)

Does nobody but me realise that if you scrolled to the bottom of an Experts Exchange page, the 'answer' is visible.

It's the quality of the answers on EE that's the problem.

[–]queenmargaery 212 points213 points  (21 children)

Piczo. Does anybody remember how easy website customization was? It was so satisfactory. And their glitter text generator was cool. I think It all went to hell when they tried to make it into a blogging platform. Anyway, I was very sad when it broke down. Aaand deleted my "site" together with it.

[–]USID_ent 651 points652 points  (88 children)

YTMND.com

[–]S1ayer 397 points398 points  (3 children)

Even seeing "YTMND.com" made me reach for my speakers to turn the volume down.

[–]Zebba_Odirnapal 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Dont' forget to hit reload to sync the audio.

[–]bonertron69 89 points90 points  (6 children)

YOU'RE THE MAN NOW, DOG.

[–]Ron_Jeremy 201 points202 points  (10 children)

I can't even claim I was a dumb teenager. I was a grown ass man and I thought this shit was hilarious.

[–]ianjm 531 points532 points  (54 children)

Anything involving Zynga - their games used to be everywhere, Farmville, Words With Friends, etc.

But now they're losing users every day and the company is losing tens of millions of dollars per quarter.

[–]HarryMcGee 563 points564 points  (6 children)

Define "grace".

[–]IanfromWhitecastle 258 points259 points  (9 children)

I don't think anyone EVER liked Zynga.

[–]professor_geebs 449 points450 points  (25 children)

myspace. It felt like everyone collectively stood up, said 'fuck this', and went somewhere else

edit: yes I am talking about Facebook. I just left it blank for others to feel proud of themselves for correcting a stranger

[–][deleted] 50 points51 points  (6 children)

Thottbot

[–]notyournormalops 236 points237 points  (48 children)

Anyone remember consumptionjunction?

[–]porpie 148 points149 points  (38 children)

Pets.com - Turning such potential and large amounts of VC into such a colossal failure.

[–]cold08 56 points57 points  (10 children)

Potential? Who would have thought that a website selling inexpensive products that are fantastically expensive to ship by courier like dog food and cat litter would have a difficult time.

They really should have started with products that are very expensive per pound like books, CDs and DVDs. If a company did that, I bet they would be the biggest retailer on the internet.

[–]PM_ME_YOUR_GAPS 612 points613 points  (73 children)

I'm gonna go with Altavista

[–]SuperVoodoo 508 points509 points  (11 children)

First off, why does everyone in this town use Altavista? Is it 1997?!

[–]thekilla 203 points204 points  (4 children)

Good talk, ice town.

[–]krucz36 69 points70 points  (2 children)

Oh my god, Jerry, when you check your email you go to Altavista and type, ‘Please go to yahoo.com?’

[–]ParanoidAgnostic 117 points118 points  (8 children)

Still my favorite search engine. It didn't pretend to understand human language. You gave it words and logic operators.

[–]ToReykjavik 658 points659 points  (111 children)

Does MSN count?

[–]Esqulax 647 points648 points  (71 children)

I was thinking this, but more MSN Messenger. 15 odd years back EVERYONE had messenger. It had overtaken the likes of ICQ and Yahoo IM, and was used by pretty much everyone I knew that used a computer.
As time went on, Facebook became more and more popular and people just weren't online anymore, and it became easier to message from a phone - Which is now free on a lot of phone contracts - whether it is SMS or a purpose built messaging app (Whasapp, Facebook Messenger etc)

[–]Whytefang 92 points93 points  (15 children)

MSN Messenger was merged into Skype as far as I know.

[–]tpcstld 80 points81 points  (10 children)

Ya. MSN Messenger didn't fall from grace, it was shutdown. It was still one of the most popular messengers at the time.

[–]Alexius08 501 points502 points  (107 children)

Gaia Online.

[–]TheLastDesperado 85 points86 points  (6 children)

It's funny, the other day I was going through my old secondary email account and saw I'd had an invite to Gaia's new website geared to people who had grown out of Gaia's target demographic.

So out of curiosity I went to the homepage... It's already shutting down.

[–]Mythiiical 35 points36 points  (0 children)

"Tentacl". Like do you want weird anime fetish people? because that's how you get weird anime fetish people.

[–]Anna_Draconis 55 points56 points  (5 children)

I liked it before it was marketable.

[–]Conix095 221 points222 points  (46 children)

Wallbase.cc

[–]ConstaRR2k11 103 points104 points  (10 children)

wallhaven.cc

created from the mods of wallbase

[–]Vasconium 45 points46 points  (0 children)

RIP.

[–]kihoga 457 points458 points  (69 children)

Hamsterdance.com

[–]SemperFidelis7 312 points313 points  (40 children)

Dat moment when you realize it's just the Robin Hood cartoon theme sped up

[–]bidet_mate 198 points199 points  (28 children)

Jumptheshark.com.
Bought by TV guide and turned into a giant add.

[–]Vasconium 189 points190 points  (4 children)

You could say they jumped the shark themselves.

[–]enc0gnito 249 points250 points  (35 children)

HotOrNot.com

[–]cooleyandy 233 points234 points  (8 children)

The spiritual successor of HotOrNot.com is Tinder.

[–]Noah-R 370 points371 points  (18 children)

MegaUpload. That site was THE download site one day, and the next day it was the domain seized screen.

[–]konsui 39 points40 points  (1 child)

Now it's better than ever.

mega.co.nz

[–]brightpinksneakers 95 points96 points  (11 children)

Millsberry It was so fun.. Stopped playing for a few years then one day I felt like playing it again but it shut down :(

[–]0rangeToast 65 points66 points  (5 children)

albinoblacksheep

[–]Hoodafakizit 2741 points2742 points  (287 children)

One day, a repost of this question will have Facebook as the top comment...

[–]ILikeMichaelCera 2186 points2187 points  (72 children)

Hell, one day a repost of this question will have Reddit as the top comment.

[–]yours_duly 1668 points1669 points  (52 children)

Valar Morghulis

[–]FoieyMcfoie 260 points261 points  (51 children)

What if it never does? What if Facebook becomes the Windows of social networking?

[–]alburyj 96 points97 points  (10 children)

Friends Reunited.