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Cartoon for Feb 17, 2007
Strip for Feb 17, 2007
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Windows Home Server Team by imwacc02007-02-17 22:37:45
Be proud of me. by RetiQlum22007-02-17 22:34:45
  WTF was he even in the stripclub for then?!?!?! by themadkansan2007-02-17 22:37:14
    My guess: by RetiQlum22007-02-17 22:43:32
      Oho, playing for money. I see. (n/t) by themadkansan2007-02-17 22:45:38
        We weren't even playing for money. by RetiQlum22007-02-17 22:59:13
          You're a better man than I, then. by themadkansan2007-02-17 23:00:36
            It was definately distracting.... by RetiQlum22007-02-17 23:09:21
              Am I the only guy who doesn't like strip clubs? by Phoon2007-02-17 23:56:40
                strip clubs are 3D by live_in_aport2007-02-18 00:11:08
              Preachin' at the choir, man. by themadkansan2007-02-17 23:12:25
  The game was pool BTW. 8-Ball. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-02-17 22:36:06
Oh. My. GAWD! by SnArL2007-02-17 22:16:06
Just. Freakin. *Great*. =( by shadowsystems2007-02-17 22:14:22
  XP ought to run fine on that by hobbs2007-02-17 22:20:00
    My mother runs XP on a 400Mhz PII. by CALL-1982007-02-17 22:24:00
      Now that I think about it, its 300Mhz. (n/t) by CALL-1982007-02-17 22:25:09
        I had it running on a P2-333 with 192MB RAM by themadkansan2007-02-17 22:28:08
          *ACK* =JP by shadowsystems2007-02-17 22:48:57
            2 drives/parts + Deep Freeze on the system one by shminux2007-02-17 23:35:38
              Is Deep Freeze freeware? by shadowsystems2007-02-17 23:58:41
            Looks like it takes up to 2x512 by hobbs2007-02-17 23:03:09
              I agree... by shadowsystems2007-02-17 23:56:41
            Use Avast. by themadkansan2007-02-17 22:54:28
              This is my *EX's* Wifi network... by shadowsystems2007-02-17 23:54:08
  Well... by themadkansan2007-02-17 22:18:57
    Nero 7... by shadowsystems2007-02-17 22:42:20
      have IM? by themadkansan2007-02-17 22:55:13
        Yeah... by shadowsystems2007-02-17 23:50:34
Browser weirdness by notdeadyet2007-02-17 21:38:15
  Try disabling javascript and see if that stops... by CALL-1982007-02-17 21:49:15
    Thanks! (n/t) by notdeadyet2007-02-17 21:56:44
      ...is that a "Thanks, it worked"? (n/t) by sgrunt2007-02-17 22:01:30
        That was a "Thanks I'll give it a try" (n/t) by notdeadyet2007-02-18 09:27:21
  The first two words of the body of your post :-) (n/t) by archnerd2007-02-17 21:39:46
Just registered my first R4L domain by archnerd2007-02-17 21:18:06
<Deleted><Deleted>2007-02-17 21:30:45
  Moderated: double post (n/t) by purplepineapple2007-02-17 21:30:59
  MODS! (n/t) by archnerd2007-02-17 21:18:44
ATTN: Poconos UFies, need Avian Vet by hobbs2007-02-17 21:12:12
  I don't know too much... by RetiQlum22007-02-17 23:04:06
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2007-02-17 21:00:02
So I saw a guy tonight at the club wearing one of by Sharku2007-02-17 19:28:31
  TechisSO got me one for Christmas. The bars change by techi8702007-02-17 20:47:22
    Hummm... by shadowsystems2007-02-17 21:16:02
  It could have been a different mode switch... by MrTrick2007-02-17 20:09:25
    Not really. by Sharku2007-02-17 20:13:23
      ^^That should've been "I don't want one really".^^ by Sharku2007-02-17 20:17:40
  Darn... =( by shadowsystems2007-02-17 19:35:40
    Seriously? (n/t) by Sharku2007-02-17 19:49:02
      Yeah. It would be pretty cool. by run.dll2007-02-17 20:47:30
        Yeah, I wanted one... by shadowsystems2007-02-17 20:58:22
Our HS radio station was featured by radiowave9112007-02-17 18:29:59
Can anybody recommend a good fire safe for home us by OtherComics2007-02-17 18:03:36
  polycarbonate won't take much heat as paper. by kahuana2007-02-17 18:12:10
    Some fire safes are made to handle disk media. by CALL-1982007-02-17 18:37:58
      That's what your parent's/children's home is good by rook_mtl2007-02-17 19:30:44
    Your fridge by joecrouse2007-02-17 18:15:51
      I can vouch for this method. =J by shadowsystems2007-02-17 18:50:25
      I have seen refrigerators burn. by CALL-1982007-02-17 18:49:20
        If your fridge is that cheaply built by joecrouse2007-02-17 19:08:38
          Refrigerators are not meant to take fire or high.. by CALL-1982007-02-17 19:47:08
            How many fridges are made of plastic by joecrouse2007-02-17 19:58:09
              Metal is a conductor. I does not insulate your... by CALL-1982007-02-17 20:08:57
        Most refrigerators also do not have latches... by CALL-1982007-02-17 18:54:25
      Okay, but not the crisper. by kahuana2007-02-17 18:19:52
And this little piggy went "Wii, wii, wii, wii!".. by Kickstart2007-02-17 18:03:23
  Heh. It is good, isn't it ;-) (n/t) by Ravenlock2007-02-17 18:57:50
  Was that the piggy with the bucket by kahuana2007-02-17 18:09:28
    Urodome. Much neater all around. by fudje2007-02-17 23:29:35
Job interview #1 is tomorrow. by Phoon2007-02-17 17:01:22
  Hey a second job is not a bad thing. ` by Silverfire2007-02-17 22:03:33
    It could be a first, second, or third job... by Phoon2007-02-17 22:51:52
  Good luck! (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2007-02-17 20:10:01
  What time is that in Ufie-time? I want to be sure by DrDeisel2007-02-17 19:49:39
    I believe that Phoon is on EST. by CALL-1982007-02-17 19:56:10
      But you're not. (Not wrong, that is.) (n/t) by Phoon2007-02-17 21:06:07
  Good luck, you'll do fine by Kickstart2007-02-17 18:04:13
  good luck! :) (n/t) by subbywan2007-02-17 17:46:23
  Best of luck! (n/t) by Zandermann2007-02-17 17:43:54
  Good luck. (n/t) by nix2007-02-17 17:27:24
  Confidence is key. by CALL-1982007-02-17 17:05:44
What do you call a decimal with a big voice range? by maximumbob2007-02-17 16:10:23
  Would that be a decimal with a low range? by etwas_egal2007-02-17 17:27:35
  Huh? (n/t) by nix2007-02-17 16:13:22
    Explanation by radiowave9112007-02-17 16:56:44
      AGH! (n/t) by arktus2007-02-17 17:10:56
        AAAAAAAAAGH! Bad music joke! (n/t) by kyrasantae2007-02-17 17:13:12
Two teams of project consultants from the same by hadji2007-02-17 15:53:38
  And for those who are wondering, by hadji2007-02-17 15:54:21
    All that, and not one pun? by nix2007-02-17 16:54:01
      Apparently he does not mix business and pleasure ( (n/t) by shminux2007-02-17 19:03:27
Sotm= Paolo Nutini New Shoes. by joecrouse2007-02-17 15:23:50
  Preview available on allofmp3 dot com by hieraco2007-02-17 15:36:07
  Note: This even gets my endorsement. (n/t) by Arivia2007-02-17 15:30:25
    They have been playing the heck out by joecrouse2007-02-17 15:35:47
Viikate continues to impress me by kyrasantae2007-02-17 15:07:03
  Be like the guy from the flaming lips by joecrouse2007-02-17 15:17:18
    You'd be nonsensical if your lips were flaming :-) (n/t) by kahuana2007-02-17 16:19:39
And this is the solution to my academic problem. by kyrasantae2007-02-17 14:51:01
  Bwahahahaahhhahahaahaha! HA! by raptillicus2007-02-17 21:42:31
  If you need help with your German: by CynicalRyan2007-02-17 17:30:40
    Exactly. There are *so* many German UFies :-) by kyrasantae2007-02-17 18:42:55
      Heh, good luck with that. :) by CynicalRyan2007-02-17 19:02:36
        I'm the other way around by kyrasantae2007-02-17 20:44:46
          Worked the same for me with English. by CynicalRyan2007-02-17 21:13:09
  And this is why I <3 sgrunt by kyrasantae2007-02-17 17:17:10
  ..are you minoring in sociology or something? by sgrunt2007-02-17 15:17:38
    Yeppers by kyrasantae2007-02-17 15:32:26
Any UFies familiar with Java Swing willing to chat by maximumbob2007-02-17 14:38:10
  Don't do it! by fudje2007-02-17 23:31:49
  if your still here im on gchat by smiler_as2007-02-17 15:10:34
    Chat invite sent (n/t) by maximumbob2007-02-17 15:13:52
  s/while./while? (n/t) by maximumbob2007-02-17 14:41:17
ICQ, and IE -> FF by Kickstart2007-02-17 14:33:20
  i haen't tried as my main comp by thethinman2007-02-17 14:57:43
  Set the default internet browser in WinXP? by ChuckAB2007-02-17 14:41:40
    That's my thought as well. (n/t) by merlin2007-02-17 15:03:02
  Use GAIM or Miranda instead of ICQ client? by Myke2007-02-17 14:36:24
This may be my favorite non-tech support comic yet by toysbfun2007-02-17 14:13:35
ATTN Shadowsystems : eMail :) (n/t) by Klaranth2007-02-17 14:03:00
With all these "double prepositions" flying around by ihope1272007-02-17 14:00:03
  Those are Friday words ;-) (n/t) by kahuana2007-02-17 16:20:35
  Tri-compounded prepositions? by fudje2007-02-17 14:18:31
    Yay for smart quotes? (n/t) by ihope1272007-02-17 14:34:35
ATTN JD : Did you receive the eMail by Klaranth2007-02-17 13:37:56
  I did, ta! (n/t) by Illiad2007-02-17 16:36:33
Godwin's Law by BorgSquirrel2007-02-17 13:13:10
  Eh.. by binkley2007-02-17 17:23:36
  Hitler liked long debates and wouldn't admit error by toysbfun2007-02-17 14:21:31
    *hands toysbfun a tissue* by kahuana2007-02-17 16:25:23
      These days, speeches and debates are almost the by toysbfun2007-02-17 16:38:21
    I think you just ended all debates. by ihope1272007-02-17 14:36:19
  There is one by etwas_egal2007-02-17 13:15:26
    ... Nazi! ... by fudje2007-02-17 14:11:07
  We're so well aware of it by subbywan2007-02-17 13:15:03
    Yeah, I... by BorgSquirrel2007-02-17 13:46:44
I am now one seven hundredths closer to the realis by Bellator2007-02-17 12:52:52
Software suggestion? by bimkins2007-02-17 12:34:10
  Thanks for the help, folks! by bimkins2007-02-17 13:13:25
  One possibility would be a Linux boot CD ... by aix tom2007-02-17 12:45:40
  Could you just stick the drive in the XPHome box? (n/t) by raptor_872007-02-17 12:41:16
    <Deleted><Deleted>2007-02-17 14:31:03
      Moderated (triple post) (n/t) by Arachnid2007-02-17 14:31:13
        Thanks. by bimkins2007-02-17 14:53:05
      mods, sorry about the trip post. (n/t) by bimkins2007-02-17 12:48:37
        *rubs eyes* (n/t) by babywhizIT2007-02-17 12:49:18
    <Deleted><Deleted>2007-02-17 14:30:30
      Moderated (double post) (n/t) by Arachnid2007-02-17 14:30:41
    the drive is in it, now. by bimkins2007-02-17 12:42:34
      If they're encrypted, you're stuck. by raptor_872007-02-17 12:45:54
        Seems to be encrypted. by bimkins2007-02-17 12:51:12
          "Encrypted" or just "access denied"? by Qcumber-some2007-02-17 13:07:53
            You can do that in XP Home by isaac leese2007-02-17 13:12:20
Is Hadji writing the NY Times crossword? by voxwoman2007-02-17 12:26:59
  :-D (n/t) by hadji2007-02-17 15:20:07
  IDGI ... by Klaranth2007-02-17 13:50:29
    Spoiler by vdp2007-02-17 14:01:29
  IDG... oh, *groan* (I think) (n/t) by arktus2007-02-17 12:52:46
Oh, wow... by sgrunt2007-02-17 11:59:52
  I noticed that too - was downloading stuff by kyrasantae2007-02-17 14:55:45
    11AM to at least 3PM does not constitute "shortly" (n/t) by sgrunt2007-02-17 15:14:53
      And I *still* can't get at my e-mail. (n/t) by sgrunt2007-02-17 15:18:26
        My webspace was only briefly inoperable by kyrasantae2007-02-17 15:37:02
A(nother) Java question by maximumbob2007-02-17 11:56:14
  A few options. by aix tom2007-02-17 12:01:13
  fieldHost is a member of what, exactly? (n/t) by sgrunt2007-02-17 12:00:48
Snuggle - A parody. by skippy-ish_guy2007-02-17 11:17:21
  Nice one (n/t) by Miss L. Anyus2007-02-17 15:31:09
Aiiigh! What font under XP shows most characters? by etwas_egal2007-02-17 11:12:45
  I can see them. FX 2.0, XP SP2 by kahuana2007-02-17 11:58:16
    I started with that,and only got "...?????!" by etwas_egal2007-02-17 11:59:54
      Also, AFAICT, I don't have any CJK packs. by kahuana2007-02-17 12:06:38
        It doesn't appear there. by Didactylos2007-02-17 12:23:38
  Either by Didactylos2007-02-17 11:19:57
    Alas, this is a work-administrated Win box by etwas_egal2007-02-17 11:58:51
This is driving me nuts by imrambi2007-02-17 10:42:10
  eMachines don't like new hardware by Arman X2007-02-17 11:20:40
    very odd I upgrace emachines a lot by joecrouse2007-02-17 13:00:54
      Was Gateway wise to buy emachines... ? by kahuana2007-02-17 16:22:54
        They seem to work fine now. by joecrouse2007-02-17 20:02:28
    I can't set a new profile anyway by imrambi2007-02-17 11:56:22
    The old hardware doesn't work by imrambi2007-02-17 11:38:15
  and I have ran badblocks by imrambi2007-02-17 10:57:25
  Odds are it's a customized windows... by Myke2007-02-17 10:49:27
    I have witnessed people trying to do that by sgrunt2007-02-17 12:03:49
      I admit I _have_ seen profiling work by Myke2007-02-17 12:26:30
        You would think it wouldn't be that hard by imrambi2007-02-17 12:55:35
  Try running memtest... by darkphoenix2007-02-17 10:43:48
    thought about that by imrambi2007-02-17 10:58:40
Random Logouts by Yohimbe2007-02-17 10:23:54
  I saw Yohimbe post! by etwas_egal2007-02-17 10:26:21
    I won :) by maximumbob2007-02-17 10:52:03
  Hurry up or I'm going to run out of Gs (n/t) by rogue19712007-02-17 10:25:52
    :P (n/t) by rogue19712007-02-17 10:26:01
Anybody else randomly logging out again? (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2007-02-17 09:52:25
  Nope. (n/t) by krikkert2007-02-17 10:25:02
  Yup, and it's not random. by Tyop2007-02-17 10:16:25
  It's booting me out every time I try to post (n/t) by rogue19712007-02-17 10:13:27
  I wouldn't have noticed I was logged out by voxwoman2007-02-17 10:11:52
  Yup. Twice, now. (n/t) by bimkins2007-02-17 10:09:43
  Only after the server error page, and when trying by etwas_egal2007-02-17 10:08:31
    and *after* replying as well... by etwas_egal2007-02-17 10:10:48
      Maybe you're etwas_egal 2.0? (n/t) by kahuana2007-02-17 10:14:50
        Oh no! I'm community created content by etwas_egal2007-02-17 10:20:58
          Nope, but by Tyop2007-02-17 10:33:46
            ...我不說中文! by etwas_egal2007-02-17 11:03:13
              Hey, I even understand 4/5 of the characters by Concept2007-02-17 11:11:08
                yep: "me not speak center dialect". by etwas_egal2007-02-17 11:16:23
            Humiliating, this is... (n/t) by Tyop2007-02-17 10:31:41
          <Deleted><Deleted>2007-02-17 10:34:04
      Are you? (n/t) by Didactylos2007-02-17 10:14:33
  Yep. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-02-17 10:04:33
  Yes. This is my second attempt at posting a reply (n/t) by radiowave9112007-02-17 10:02:53
    Got booted again right after the above posted. (n/ (n/t) by radiowave9112007-02-17 10:03:24
  I had (for 3rd time) to log in again to post this (n/t) by maximumbob2007-02-17 10:01:28
  Just because you can't see a pattern by hieraco2007-02-17 09:59:45
  Just saw it happen (n/t) by kahuana2007-02-17 09:59:00
  Yeah! I had to logg in twice (n/t) by rogue19712007-02-17 09:57:04
    It's the extra "g" ;-) (n/t) by Dire_Lobo2007-02-17 10:01:45
      *pushe's all the extra Gs out of the way* by rogue19712007-02-17 10:16:10
  nm, I think it stopped. (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2007-02-17 09:53:01
Linux ports by maximumbob2007-02-17 09:44:00
  you seek netstat -tnap by Yohimbe2007-02-17 09:46:58
    So what does it mean if I don't see 6600 there? by maximumbob2007-02-17 09:52:19
      Hm. In fact, if I `nc -l -p 6601`, by maximumbob2007-02-17 09:54:32
        Problem fixed by maximumbob2007-02-17 10:04:32
Java assistance? by maximumbob2007-02-17 09:25:27
  throws tell the compiler / interpreter, that by leonidus2007-02-17 10:26:45
  Wrap it in a try statement: by dodrian2007-02-17 09:27:44
    Hm. cannot find symbol / symbol: class IOException (n/t) by maximumbob2007-02-17 09:35:05
      import Java.io.IOException; by dodrian2007-02-17 09:36:57
        Should be a lowercase java.io.IOException; (n/t) by dodrian2007-02-17 09:37:43
          Works, thanks for the help by maximumbob2007-02-17 10:02:06
            You seek IDEA by Yohimbe2007-02-17 10:26:39
              Eclipse? by Didactylos2007-02-17 11:21:23
                IDEA, not A IDE :P by CynicalRyan2007-02-17 17:32:48
Punch mute on your remote, please: by Klaranth2007-02-17 08:52:35
  Done, with due respect. by Audio2007-02-17 12:38:21
SOTM: Queen - Stone Cold Crazy by MuscleOwl2007-02-17 08:40:57
  Some of those are good by joecrouse2007-02-17 15:26:33
  Oi, I recognise all of those songs :-P (n/t) by sgrunt2007-02-17 12:06:13
    Interesting, ... by MuscleOwl2007-02-17 14:38:30
  w00tness! Another QueenUfie! by BorgKing2007-02-17 09:12:57
    Oh, it's not vinyls, but digital. :-) by MuscleOwl2007-02-17 10:39:32
  Off to listen to Seven Seas of Rhye by Klaranth2007-02-17 08:46:26
Can you recommend some video editing software for by Bonzo2007-02-17 07:48:41
  In expensive (relatively speaking) by hieraco2007-02-17 08:44:42
  multiquence (n/t) by Myke2007-02-17 07:52:22
  Well, there's always by JillSwift2007-02-17 07:51:43
    Avid FreeDV by krisguy2007-02-17 09:34:22
Hooray my internet works again. by ShinGetterPoPo2007-02-17 07:41:15
  I like wires, don't you? (n/t) by ihope1272007-02-17 07:48:12
    Prefer glass :) (n/t) by Myke2007-02-17 07:52:54
    <Deleted><Deleted>2007-02-17 07:53:20
      mod'd: double post (n/t) by Tyop2007-02-17 07:53:41
        but it's a ring! by Myke2007-02-17 08:34:54
          That *shouldn't* be necessary, by kahuana2007-02-17 10:13:18
          If I had realized by Tyop2007-02-17 08:45:53
          Pfff... by Corvus_One2007-02-17 08:41:31
I have 4 start menus on my screen right now. by Jeff_UK2007-02-17 06:40:52
  can you spell .... by ParityBit2007-02-17 07:00:41
    Lag is a symptom of "-encodings" needing a tune up by etwas_egal2007-02-17 10:18:11
    At least VNC was the last one in the chain! :) by Jeff_UK2007-02-17 07:09:40
      Try UltraVNC by IByte2007-02-17 10:01:13
  And the gv'mint still tracked me down:( (n/t) by Jeff_UK2007-02-17 06:50:28
Quick and hopefully easy javascript question! by alewsey2007-02-17 06:18:48
  Try by Didactylos2007-02-17 06:25:08
    this.style.getProperty("background-color"); (n/t) by fudje2007-02-17 23:41:42
    Thank you! by alewsey2007-02-17 06:39:14
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2007-02-17 05:30:02
boy its fun to work on a saturday by Rogue19712007-02-17 05:26:25
  I'm almost finished :-) by ideur2007-02-17 05:51:33
Break time. by RetiQlum22007-02-17 04:42:35
  Buy a puppy for her! by etwas_egal2007-02-17 09:48:51
  1. shoot the hamster. by Jeff_UK2007-02-17 04:46:52
    Finally! by RetiQlum22007-02-17 04:50:44
      No, that's step 2 (n/t) by voxwoman2007-02-17 10:13:44
      Hey, it isnt Friday. by Klaranth2007-02-17 05:55:00
        Since when was friday homophobia day? (n/t) by Jeff_UK2007-02-17 06:27:25
  Phone number, if you please ... :) (n/t) by Klaranth2007-02-17 04:44:40
    Yeah, right. Just as soon as I take the spear... by RetiQlum22007-02-17 04:48:09
      Not yours, GF's. to tell her to obey your wishes . by Klaranth2007-02-17 04:48:56
        Now that's a fellow with a plan. by RetiQlum22007-02-17 04:53:22
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2007-02-17 04:06:35
W:ET Bar by AndyA2007-02-17 04:00:03
  Attn: AndyA by emlaabs2007-02-17 22:06:21
    will do. (n/t) by AndyA2007-02-20 09:43:16
  OK guys - I'm about ready to say bad words. by Havoc2007-02-17 14:36:37
    People have asked for this on the discussion board by arktus2007-02-17 14:44:23
      That someone else decided that they would rather by merlin2007-02-17 15:01:55
        Ah yes, dont read the info at the download sites, by Klaranth2007-02-17 16:07:10
          Wow. Those links are... less than useful. by Havoc2007-02-17 19:43:41
            Better read this page, too by CynicalRyan2007-02-17 20:27:01
              actually, .zip does qualify as a standard by Freakazoid2007-02-18 14:23:07
          So if that is the main list, why isn't it on ANY by Havoc2007-02-17 19:36:59
            I did that by emlaabs2007-02-17 22:08:37
              Doesn't contain all the live maps. by CynicalRyan2007-02-17 22:27:25
                I'm getting them now - it seems to be by Havoc2007-02-18 06:14:26
          Oh, and before you get the bright idea I should ju by Klaranth2007-02-17 16:09:42
        I just abused someone's server, by Havoc2007-02-17 15:23:49
  Come play :) by thejugglingking2007-02-17 14:23:32
    Nevermind by thejugglingking2007-02-17 14:34:55
      i just placed a link to a list of new maps in by Klaranth2007-02-17 16:15:06
  HELP!!!!!! by thethinman2007-02-17 11:21:00
    solved that prob by thethinman2007-02-17 13:26:30
      A bit weird.. by deverant2007-02-17 14:21:21
        it was working fine till i by thethinman2007-02-17 14:39:56
          depending on the map, you might have to increase by imrambi2007-02-17 15:11:00
  So, Hactar... by arktus2007-02-17 08:24:31
  ATTN: imrambi by imperito2007-02-17 04:48:49
    How do I "whitelist" a map by imrambi2007-02-17 07:39:05
      Find the shortname, and add an entry... by imperito2007-02-17 16:22:47
        why dont we just accept the maps spawn times as is by Klaranth2007-02-17 16:24:01
          we didn't really like it early on... by imperito2007-02-17 16:37:13
            We dont have spawn camping, we by Klaranth2007-02-17 17:08:14
          Uh, that's kind of the POINT. by arktus2007-02-17 16:32:21
            I was under the impression it ovverrides, cause we by Klaranth2007-02-17 16:35:46
              The point is... by arktus2007-02-17 16:38:09
                Who said anything about being a bad thing? by Klaranth2007-02-17 17:06:58
Attn: Peaceman, DR66, Illiad, and KS. by RetiQlum22007-02-17 03:45:51
  I've been very busy today. Sorry I did not by Peace_man2007-02-18 00:55:17
  Guns *and* police both less reliable than by etwas_egal2007-02-17 09:47:05
    We had two German Shepherd/Husky mixes. by Phoon2007-02-17 17:23:15
    That was a bit harsh on police... by Nea2007-02-17 12:03:44
      You bet. by JPaganel2007-02-17 12:32:28
        and can get you arrested for assault by joecrouse2007-02-17 19:06:57
      I grew up in a district that was unlike what you by etwas_egal2007-02-17 12:30:44
        Well, different situations I guess. by Nea2007-02-17 19:11:08
          Neighbor hood watches in The area by joecrouse2007-02-17 19:18:59
        I like my neighbors by joecrouse2007-02-17 19:05:34
    *snerk* by DesertRat662007-02-17 10:55:41
      "neighbourhood visitors" is too ambiguous to by etwas_egal2007-02-17 11:29:52
        I know my neighbors. by JPaganel2007-02-17 11:42:30
          Hmmm... then bake cookies for the cops by etwas_egal2007-02-17 12:11:53
            Too simplistic by DesertRat662007-02-17 13:46:28
              Just because they call you for indirect fire by joecrouse2007-02-17 15:34:04
            Oh, they got there plenty fast. by JPaganel2007-02-17 12:28:08
              We had a little old lady mugged here by joecrouse2007-02-17 15:32:45
  It is sad that it "has" to be like that. (n/t) by oedlan2007-02-17 08:29:11
    Sure it's sad. by esbita2007-02-17 11:12:08
  At the core of the discussion last night by jdelphiki2007-02-17 08:07:46
    Personally, I am still unclear on by JPaganel2007-02-17 08:22:30
      Agreed by jdelphiki2007-02-17 10:07:44
  Texas! Home of the concealed weapon permit! by zeitnot2007-02-17 07:59:50
    What? by oedlan2007-02-17 08:33:08
      There would be a lot less crime by hej2007-02-17 08:42:25
        Cool. by oedlan2007-02-17 08:46:32
          Agreed on your last statement. by hej2007-02-17 08:58:29
            Unless your nation happens to be switzerland by joecrouse2007-02-17 19:13:18
          Actually WRT crime it has been proven by DesertRat662007-02-17 08:50:14
            Where? by etwas_egal2007-02-17 11:56:20
              The United States by DesertRat662007-02-17 14:02:04
    Not to mention... by SnArL2007-02-17 08:13:30
  Let's talk about gun porn. by Didactylos2007-02-17 07:46:30
    Gun porn is like Car porn by joecrouse2007-02-17 18:20:05
    Generalize much? by thread_killer2007-02-17 11:22:28
      What about the guy who has at last count 5 by joecrouse2007-02-17 18:31:14
    It's called art. by DesertRat662007-02-17 08:44:27
      Nice DR is that a .38 or something smaller. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-02-17 18:27:17
        Which? (n/t) by DesertRat662007-02-17 20:37:42
    The same reason... by VivianC2007-02-17 08:20:16
    I gather you don't have a hobby? by veran2007-02-17 08:01:52
      I'm trying to explain by Didactylos2007-02-17 08:20:36
        No, you are trying to paint every gun owner by CynicalRyan2007-02-17 08:23:41
          Only the obsessive ones. by Didactylos2007-02-17 08:27:04
            You connected advocates with the possesive crowed. by CynicalRyan2007-02-17 08:30:21
              Obsession isn't black and white. by Didactylos2007-02-17 08:37:48
                And yet, when people advocate gun bans by esbita2007-02-17 08:48:49
                  argueably cute. (-= JOKEING DONT KILL ME!. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-02-17 18:25:28
                    But I AM! by esbita2007-02-17 20:16:21
                I give up. I don't have the nerve for a remake of by CynicalRyan2007-02-17 08:40:31
              s/possessive/obsessive/; by CynicalRyan2007-02-17 08:34:11
              s/crowed/crowd/; (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-02-17 08:30:57
    For some, it is/was their trade. by esbita2007-02-17 08:00:27
      And don't even mention gamers... (n/t) by veran2007-02-17 08:11:55
        Nice rifle, or good sound and video card? by esbita2007-02-17 08:18:40
          And we get similar flak. by Sharku2007-02-17 08:44:46
            They have different uses, is all. by esbita2007-02-17 08:56:52
              strobe the monitor till he seiezes by joecrouse2007-02-17 18:24:03
              To be continued. by Sharku2007-02-17 10:40:03
    Fallacy of Propositional Logic. by CynicalRyan2007-02-17 07:56:02
      Do explain. by Didactylos2007-02-17 08:30:28
        Okay: by CynicalRyan2007-02-17 08:38:28
          Not a straw man at all. by Didactylos2007-02-17 08:44:08
            It's not a double standard, it is two explanations by hej2007-02-17 08:53:51
    They are hobbyists. Hobbyists are obsessed. by JPaganel2007-02-17 07:55:58
      The difference comes down to by Didactylos2007-02-17 08:48:55
        Guns do the same by DesertRat662007-02-17 09:28:37
        Aha. Here's the snag. by JPaganel2007-02-17 09:15:14
  It is a sad state of affairs by khendron2007-02-17 05:45:16
    You don't HAVE to have a gun by subbywan2007-02-17 12:57:18
    The effects of industrialism by veran2007-02-17 07:20:49
      <Deleted><Deleted>2007-02-17 19:23:50
        Moderated for unacceptable language. (n/t) by Nea2007-02-17 19:24:15
        Mods! Bad words in the post. by RetiQlum22007-02-17 19:23:22
        I'm with you by fitzso2007-02-17 13:06:13
          A couple of points: by JPaganel2007-02-17 13:16:36
            But that doesn't make a gun the solution by khendron2007-02-17 16:34:00
              And that's a reasonable position to have. by JPaganel2007-02-17 17:02:50
                Bad analogy by khendron2007-02-17 18:35:53
                  I simply picked by JPaganel2007-02-17 19:20:07
        In your ideal world, you'd be utterly right by subbywan2007-02-17 12:58:56
      *blinks* by Didactylos2007-02-17 07:37:47
        Better lock for the door. and the window is by joecrouse2007-02-17 18:54:12
        Anarchist? Moi? by veran2007-02-17 07:58:51
        Actually, it is not a sign of civilization by CynicalRyan2007-02-17 07:53:20
          It's all in Hobbes by veran2007-02-17 08:11:08
            Hobbes saw something, and got it mixed up. by CynicalRyan2007-02-17 08:18:48
  I live in germany by socke2007-02-17 05:05:28
  I missed the earlier discussion... by Didactylos2007-02-17 04:20:12
    Cops do not exist to prevent crime by DesertRat662007-02-17 07:59:29
      A justice system by oedlan2007-02-17 08:58:59
        Doesn't rely on lawsuits by DesertRat662007-02-17 09:06:42
      That's nuts. by Didactylos2007-02-17 08:25:37
        Why? by DesertRat662007-02-17 08:46:39
          *Ack* by Didactylos2007-02-17 09:07:44
            Should have phrased it better by DesertRat662007-02-17 09:32:55
              Some people are not able to defend themselves. by Didactylos2007-02-17 09:59:43
                That's why we have families by DesertRat662007-02-17 10:57:48
                  Believe it or not by Didactylos2007-02-17 11:08:59
                    Absolutely incorrest by DesertRat662007-02-17 13:54:07
                      Now /that/, I disagree with. by nix2007-02-17 15:48:55
                        And I have to disagree with you, nix. by VonRotnKoln2007-02-17 21:28:40
                    How would you suggest they do that? by subbywan2007-02-17 12:55:26
            Helping each other is not the same as depending on by hej2007-02-17 09:10:32
      Whatever happened to: by veran2007-02-17 08:09:12
        They protect by DesertRat662007-02-17 08:17:19
    It's not that we don't trust them. by JPaganel2007-02-17 06:28:37
      What could a legally stored handgun do in that by Jeff_UK2007-02-17 06:52:03
        Depends on your definition of legal storage. by JPaganel2007-02-17 07:06:51
        Four words: by CynicalRyan2007-02-17 07:01:21
          Do people really carry guns 24/7? by Jeff_UK2007-02-17 07:07:19
            I know several pawn shop owners who by joecrouse2007-02-17 18:36:29
            Whenever possible, yes by DesertRat662007-02-17 08:15:53
            Jeff, Just because we all speak english by FNORDer2007-02-17 07:25:44
              Bad example. by Didactylos2007-02-17 07:33:26
                Removing The Need by veran2007-02-17 08:07:22
                It helps if you define clearly by JPaganel2007-02-17 07:49:30
            Realistically, no. by JPaganel2007-02-17 07:23:30
              The ones that do not have kids, like myself by kc5sdy2007-02-17 11:34:12
                Between the matress and the wall by joecrouse2007-02-17 18:50:08
                  Pistol : Bedside table or closet. by Havoc2007-02-18 19:40:22
            Some people are weird. (n/t) by Didactylos2007-02-17 07:08:57
    AFAIK, only in counties with that history by CynicalRyan2007-02-17 04:30:48
      Our police are understaffed,,, by RetiQlum22007-02-17 04:38:49
        So, the Easton cops fulfill the prejudices about by CynicalRyan2007-02-17 04:53:51
          I don't trust the cops to do S4 by FNORDer2007-02-17 05:41:51
          In your last paragraph by morenna2007-02-17 05:35:26
          Get yourself a pistol. by RetiQlum22007-02-17 05:02:26
            Heh, if I got myself a pistol, I couldn't use it. by CynicalRyan2007-02-17 05:04:57
              I will refrain from arguing about being allowed... by RetiQlum22007-02-17 05:30:43
                I'd love to exercise my right to defend myself. by CynicalRyan2007-02-17 05:33:31
                  Who says you need a firearm to defend yourself? by VonRotnKoln2007-02-17 20:57:57
                    Martial arts are great. by JPaganel2007-02-17 21:15:52
    I live in Easton, PA. by RetiQlum22007-02-17 04:28:53
  Oh, and it gets better: by RetiQlum22007-02-17 04:12:36
    Maybe you just like pr0n? by Sharku2007-02-17 10:34:48
    I thought Betty was a dominatrix by voxwoman2007-02-17 10:16:22
    I hate it, when I'm right in my guessing. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-02-17 04:20:30
  My opinion is simple by Rogue19712007-02-17 04:02:21
    Guns don't blow holes in people at 50 Metres... by Jeff_UK2007-02-17 06:58:30
      Well, I direct you to by JPaganel2007-02-17 07:11:37
        /me shoots the straw-man by Jeff_UK2007-02-17 07:14:02
          As a matter of fact, by JPaganel2007-02-17 07:18:31
            I'd say they're about equally important.. (n/t) by Jeff_UK2007-02-17 07:20:15
              Not even close by DesertRat662007-02-17 07:53:35
                Of those 50%, how many fit that statistic by nix2007-02-17 12:03:19
                  Zero by DesertRat662007-02-17 13:50:21
    Sweetie, I'm trying to stop a fight. by RetiQlum22007-02-17 04:23:06
      Re-raising a hot button issue is *not* the way. (n/t) by kahuana2007-02-17 07:48:35
      I'm just saying I agree with you :P (n/t) by Rogue19712007-02-17 05:10:49
Hmmm, noodle breakfast. Hot n Spicy (n/t) by Klaranth2007-02-17 03:18:19
  Breakfast? at this time of the day? by ideur2007-02-17 03:26:35
    Those Europians. by RetiQlum22007-02-17 03:52:39
      As I said yesterday about the BOFH: by Klaranth2007-02-17 04:05:37
My GF doesn't want to come over tonight. by RetiQlum22007-02-17 02:43:34
  how did the last one die? by voxwoman2007-02-17 10:23:47
    Unfortunate juxtaposition of subject lines above. by Audio2007-02-17 12:54:08
I'm still at work! by hadji2007-02-17 01:55:27
  Want to borrow Bettie? by RetiQlum22007-02-17 02:02:14
    Nope. I've got a better solution. by hadji2007-02-17 02:09:44
      *Injects Hadji with a caffiene IV drip* by RetiQlum22007-02-17 02:32:33
        Oh, I will. Even if I have to sleep here by hadji2007-02-17 02:55:45
          I knew I had my money on the right guy. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-02-17 03:00:54
where will it end with me... by count_02007-02-17 01:33:19
  www.cuteoverlord.blogspot.com/ (n/t) by Klaranth2007-02-17 02:25:03
  and ... ? Found hir? (n/t) by Klaranth2007-02-17 01:35:43
    ERROR:Could not locate remote server :( (n/t) by count_02007-02-17 01:38:49
      A benign ending to what could have been a ... by rhinobird2007-02-17 02:07:15
        Why am I seeing a Puchuu-shaped mushroom cloud? (n/t) by Phoon2007-02-17 02:35:05
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2007-02-17 01:00:01
ROFLMAO by hieraco2007-02-17 00:22:04
  zomgroflcopterstoopidnubz!!!!!!!11 (n/t) by freon2007-02-17 09:41:54
  *falls off chair laughing at heiraco* (n/t) by fitzso2007-02-17 00:40:47
MoneyForContent.com is back up! by Illiad2007-02-17 00:20:27
  Did the site just got UFied? by Klaranth2007-02-17 01:28:54
  At least as long as it takes for the ink to dry. ( (n/t) by hadji2007-02-17 01:18:04
  Odd, I left a comment, and it aint showing. (n/t) by Klaranth2007-02-17 01:16:27
    A user's first comment has to be approved. by Illiad2007-02-17 01:19:14
      Thank you :) (n/t) by Klaranth2007-02-17 01:22:29
Countdown : 12 days ... (n/t) by Klaranth2007-02-17 00:14:29
  why do i hear this europe song now? (n/t) by count_02007-02-17 01:33:57
    Why do I hear a church organ now? by ttlogic2007-02-17 07:21:56
      I like both... (n/t) by raptor_872007-02-17 12:39:19
    do do do dooo do do do do doooo.. (n/t) by Jeff_UK2007-02-17 03:24:03
Trapped in a LiveCD by FNORDer2007-02-17 00:09:36
  New Question by FNORDer2007-02-17 02:36:13
    Huh? Why not? by leonidus2007-02-17 02:52:34
      Dunno. by FNORDer2007-02-17 04:43:27
        PS the manual partitioner by FNORDer2007-02-17 04:49:25
          Do you want to resize an existing Windows partitio by leonidus2007-02-17 05:11:49
            Gparted can resize NTFS partition. by CynicalRyan2007-02-17 05:13:32
              Yet more proof that Vista is evil (n/t) by SparcMan2007-02-17 07:04:43
                Vista is the reason by FNORDer2007-02-17 07:12:06
  Did you try "Ctrl-Alt-Del" to shutdown? by ideur2007-02-17 00:15:20
  a few suggestions by Bertram2007-02-17 00:14:52
    yep. restarting X seems to have worked. thanks (n/ (n/t) by FNORDer2007-02-17 00:26:07
      and be aware that this is sufficient by lurker692007-02-17 00:45:59
        Sysrq by CALL-1982007-02-17 01:12:01
      Glad to help (n/t) by Bertram2007-02-17 00:30:47
UFGTTG? by Klaranth2007-02-17 00:06:00
Comment Board Trivia by Nea2007-02-17 00:02:56
  Comment Board Trivia by Qwirk2007-02-17 00:12:26
    Maggie Beckett (PB Kari Wührer) by FNORDer2007-02-17 01:13:00
      also correct by Qwirk2007-02-17 01:34:45
    correct - carry on (n/t) by hieraco2007-02-17 00:19:09
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  Slow roasted BBQ'd Longpig by SouthpawPL2007-02-18 09:56:22
  baked by the Sun at 80f by kahoona2007-02-18 06:53:08
  I just hope I'd be wrapped in bacon (n/t) by lex_icon2007-02-17 22:48:55
  with a side of fauva beans and a glass of Chiante (n/t) by joecrouse2007-02-17 16:25:13
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  Baked in Cyanide by admeralthrawn2007-02-17 10:35:36
  I AM NOT AN ANIMAL by voxwoman2007-02-17 10:27:43
    Well, humans are classified under the by Concept2007-02-17 10:44:10
      You forgot primordia by joecrouse2007-02-17 16:23:48
        I guess it depends on classification system by Concept2007-02-17 18:02:58
          I tend to go with the four standards by joecrouse2007-02-17 20:04:41
            I thought it was Animal, Vegetable, and Mineral... (n/t) by Phoon2007-02-17 21:07:57
      it's a quote from "The Elephant Man" by voxwoman2007-02-17 11:15:54
  Immediately after my death... by digitig2007-02-17 08:25:56
  I don't care how, just make sure that i'm dead, by ideur2007-02-17 06:12:51
  I can't believe no one else posted this yet. by Sharku2007-02-17 05:46:58
    DANG IT. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-02-17 16:25:58
  But I am an animal. by rorajoey2007-02-17 02:25:10
    *sticks a fork in rorajoey* by RetiQlum22007-02-17 02:34:58
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  Fondue'd in cheese... Mmmm! Cheese! (n/t) by SnowStar2007-02-17 00:34:50
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    Yummy, hieraco carpaccio. :9 (n/t) by Sharku2007-02-17 05:32:59
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  Marinated in rum. by Illiad2007-02-17 00:13:17
  Cooked medium rare by FNORDer2007-02-17 00:10:53
  Fricasseed. by RetiQlum22007-02-17 00:06:16
  Marinated and barbecued. by Tyop2007-02-17 00:02:41
  In twice my mass of antimatter. (n/t) by raptor_872007-02-17 00:01:44
    Twice? To annihilate the cook too? (n/t) by admeralthrawn2007-02-17 10:33:25
    That would be a little more than just "cooked". by nix2007-02-17 00:03:30
      It's only the equivalent of ~5.58 gigatons... (n/t by raptor_872007-02-17 00:20:41
        That's what, 112 tsar bombas? by nix2007-02-17 00:48:48
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