These witches are really starting to get on my nerves. My entire life, I always thought that harass was two words.
In fact, I don’t give a damn how evil it makes me for saying it, but those have always been two of my favorite words in the English language. Harass. The loveliest two words in the English language!
When my mind wandered at work, at home or at play, it often wandered to harass. At night I dreamed of sugar plum fairies and sugar and spice and everything nice and a partridge in a pear tree, but when sweet dreams were not made of this, I dreamed of harass. Harass, harass, and more harass. Whole beaches of harass in tiny bikinis. Fat bottomed girls of harass. A grabass full of harass. On and on harass. Once again harass. Again and again harass. To sleep and wake harass. To live and die harass. To wish upon a star harass.
Now the feminists say this is one word, not two! Bitches! They want to rewrite the damned dictionary! You harridans! Now you’re messing with the OED! You shrikes don’t know you’re messing with, do you? We’ll see you harpies in court! You shrews think you can mess with our damned words now? You ain’t seen nothin, baby! You just wait! We men are coming for our words!
Alpha Unit
Robert A. Lindsay
This stuff is bad, but I guess you just gotta know who to avoid. First of all, keep it in your pants and college, don’t stare. If you feel the need to get horny, hang around a strip club, places like that. Don’t, for sure, live in projects or trailer parks, anywhere where deranged mentally ill women live who might accuse you of things.
Myself, I am tempted to live in projects, but I don’t. I definitely would qualify. But the thing is, and this is true also for mostly white ones, as you’d find in Appalachia, the places are full of really wacko people who love to gossip and whatnot. They will have you thrown in jail – cause they have this whole culture of molestation combined with really (and hypocritical) puritanical values.
So I’d rather work my ass off and get a motel or an apartment – anything but trailer parks and projects.