The Black Culture Community [OT 3] - 400 years of choices

Listen to me folks. Don't work two days straight with no sleep.

Sleep. Drink your water

 

My swag has been a goddamn lie this entire time.

I got a date Thursday. Pull up.

 

Don’t be like slayven and spray half a can of Axe on yourself

 

https://www.gq.com/story/how-to-put-on-cologne-guide

 

Literally just said dude rolls around in mud. That's cold.

 

I'ma use a slight combination of Axe, Tag, and Old Spice.

I'm use those mall cologne roll on tubes on the wrists.

A lil hair sheen for the fresh aresol crispness on the curls

And then I'ma open a brand new tree fresher for the car and stuff that in my pocket.


That sensory overload, she'll love it.

 

Rub some Vicks on too for the scent/tingly sensation combo

 

Oh shit, can't believe I forgot the Vicks!

Also make sure you rock that Right Guard, Degree is for children.

 

What is this date night??? Starch your shit and roll with some Listerine and PH balanced Secret. And keep the hooch in the breast pocket. Always the last place to check for smuggled in shit. Suckahs think it's the socks, but oh no.

 

Cologne and Vicks? Does work as an aphrodisiac?

 

Never tried it

MDMA and Vicks is pretty fun though

 

Were you born like this, or does it take work?

 

My fucking flask was a gift from my ex, engraved says

"Here's to us"


Talk about fucking heartbreak

 

He only plays skill games.

 

Allow me to ask Alligatorjandro to answer that. Jandro...

 

So I really need to get on this Dear White People train.

 

I don't use Axe (or Lynx as it's known here) because i'm not a teenager anymore.

 

Time. Killers. This game:

I remember the dark ages. Putting my quarters into that. Next you'll want to play Tattoo Assassins or something.

 

It's crazy how when you actually listen to these talking heads and seen how they don't give a fuck about anything except their dumb tech.

 

Who are you referring to?

 

I don't use Axe because I'm not a bad person.

 

Well, I'm listening to DLC right now, but this relates across the board. Kinda funny turned my head this week.

 

The PS1 version was actually good, As it played just like super turbo, but with level 2s.

 

https://sundown.tougaloo.edu/content.php?file=sundowntowns-whitemap.html

do research on sundown towns, if they were racist as hell 50 years ago, the surrounding area might still have some residual white devilry hanging about.

 

This goddamn NBA arms race is doing my head in. I remember when my aunts would call me just to learn about nerdy new shit about to pop off in film and Netflix. Now they want to rub it in. The fuck.

 

I'm looking into volunteering abroad late this year or next year. Hell, I'd go next month if I could. The only problem is that I'm broke and I have no credentials, but I still want to go help people. I don't know what to do.

I'm looking locally at volunteer work to maybe get the hang of it. The Peace Corps. is taking apps for next year, but they seem to want you to have experience in volunteer work, which I barely have. I helped clean up a town recovering from a tornado about a decade ago, but that's it.

Anyone have any advice on this?

 

To make money off stupid people who buy clothes without pockets and hold their phones in their waistband I will invent underwear with pockets to hold phones, keys and IPA's

 

Fawful, I'd say that disaster recovery experience might be something they'd be interested in. Maybe check around peace corp boards and twitters and get their direct perspective.

 

I don't. Sorry.

 

No worries, carnal.

Okay, I'll do that.

 

This is extremely useful

 

Ghost. Panther.

Ghost.

Panther.

Ghost

Fucking

Panther.

Slay, please explain.

I can't tell if this is the dumbest or the coolest.

 

Infinity Warps is smashing Marvel characters together for a mini-event.

Ghost Panther is Ghost Rider + Black Panther.

There's also Wolverine + Scarlet Witch, Spider-Man + Moon Knight, Captain America + Doctor Strange or Thor + Iron Man.

 

Thor + Iron Man is the worst pairing I've ever heard of. Iron Man + anyone is the worst pairing I've ever heard of.

#fuckironman

Spidey and Moon Knight is a great pairing. Ghost Rider and Black Panther is so OP I actually like it.

 

The only Thor pairing we need now is Thor + Rocket Raccoon. GOAT.

 

Is there a thread about this? Long article about changes being made to US legal immigration. Basically: there's going to be less of it.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nati...7c78b2-65da-11e8-99d2-0d678ec08c2f_story.html

 

Morning BCC... how long this spotlight gonna last?

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gblues that fucking map. It's one thing to know about it but to have a map to view it? Jebas.
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In more delicious news I'm soon done with the soaking with the fruits for my fruit cake/black cake(whatever you wanna call it) and yes Imma be using raisins as well. At least for one batch

I actually wanna see Tony Stark and Black Bolt merge. How long before Tony basically blows everything up cuz he can't shut it?

 

He doesn't even try. He just fucks up instantly.

 

See if you can find a local red Cross to volunteer at. You can also try some local community programs and see if they have volunteer opportunities. Homeless shelters, nursing homes, and etc.

 

look into teaching children English.
http://traveltips.usatoday.com/requirements-teach-english-abroad-21086.html

 

in addition to teaching english, teach them about american hegemony

 

That sounds about right.

 

a week*

Spoiler

from last Tuesday, I believe

 

Hehehe