Operation Yewtube
|
THIS IS ALL JUST CHANOLOGY FOR EMOFAGS |
Not to be confused with Operation YouTube or Operation Yewtree.
In May of 2008 (see Last Thursday), British emos got so butthurt with a newspaper saying My Chemical Romance was shit that they actually managed to look outside of themselves for just long enough to form a lulzy protest march against the evil media headquarters.
No, seriously. Look, we're not making this shit up:
| —-Well spoken, JewTube TruthCat | ||
Contents
Origins[edit]
The situation began At least 100 years ago when veteran old media trolls The Daily Mail published a series of articles entitled The Sinister Cult of Emo. This trolling dates back to 2006, when journalists decided to warn the paper's readership of middle-aged, white, right-wingers about the alarming possibility of their kids growing up to be faggots, in articles such as this.
However, no one gave a shit until 2008 when the Daily Mail blamed the suicide of a 13 year old girl named James Hannah Bond on her infatuation with My Chemical Romance in articles here, here, here, and here. It was at this point that butthurt Emokids decided to UNLEASH THE FUCKING FURY, and organized an IRL Habbo raid on the Daily Mail office.
The march is taking place over a full day on Saturday, May 31st 2008, from 10am till 10pm (because fat emos walk really slowly, presumably). No I'm not trolling, this shit is serious, look, there's a website about it and everything.
On the 22nd May 2008, /i/nsurgents at Ebaums were sitting around stroking their manly cock-hair and wondering what lulz can come from the emo protest, when it struck upon an idea: Simply prove the fears of all the middle aged right wing fucks correct by insinuating that yes, Emo kids really are just a suicide cult; and that the protests will culminate in the mass suicide of all the protesters.
Operation JewTube[edit]
| — The grammar at Britchan is truly inspirational |
How You Can Help[edit]
Step 1: JewTube[edit]
Any idiot can make a JewTube video. If you're using Windows, chances are your PC came with a free copy of Windows Movie Maker.
Brace yourself, stick some MCR music on a video, post a quick sideshow of emo photos, and publicize the march with utter sincerity.
But.... point out that at the end of the march is going to be a mass-suicide.
ATTENTION FGTS: To make sure this page isn't found by the lulzcows when you put your video here -> Statistics & Data... Hide links on the page with the YouTube itself, next to Comments. Remember; INCOG-EMO
One can't help but wonder; is Emochin watching her people getting butt raped?
Examples
Previous Video | Next Video |
More examples
Step 2: DIGG! DIGG!! DIGG MOTHERFUCKER!!!![edit]
Fast, free, effective: drop your YouTube into Digg, and start shoveling.
http://anonym.to/http://digg.com/world_news/My_Chemical_Romance_Suicide_Cult
http://anonym.to/http://digg.com/music/My_Chemical_Romance_Suicide_March_in_London
http://anonym.to/http://digg.com/music/Emo_Black_Parade_MARCH_against_Daily_Mail
Step 3: Troll the shit out of these fail sites[edit]
Amazingly, the emos have their own fail version of /i/, without the lulz, of course.
Needless to say, they would appreciate your contribution, Anonymous.
Kerrang and The Independent have articles mentioning the protest with comment sections.
Perhaps some mothers should get over there to voice their concern?
Perhaps some kids heard that everyone else is doing it, so maybe they'll bring the necessary equipment just in case?
WON'T SOMEBODY OTHER THAN PEDOBEAR PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN??? (No)
Step 4: Man the Harpoonz[edit]
At 21:30, donning the usual IRL Raid gear, go and place boxes of cheap razor blades around the protest site. Boxes need to be clearly labeled something lulzy.
PROTIP: When purchasing razors buy small amounts at multiple stores to avoid any potential legal lashback from epic win/fail should they actually should decide to become an heroes. Also, when handling them, latex gloves are your friend. Don't worry about the box, enough people have handled it to make lifting latent finger prints near impossible.
PROTIP: Buying small amounts at multiple stores mean that you're going to be captured on CCTV at multiple stores, it means you're going to be recognized in multiple stores, it means they're going to have multiple witnesses. Don't be a retard about it and collaborate.
- STEP 1: Meet other anon prior to IRL raid
- STEP 2: Have each anon buy small amounts of razor blades, only enough not to arouse suspicion
- STEP 3: Dump them all into a box labeled FREE RAZOR BLADES
- STEP 4: ????
- STEP 5: PROFIT
NEW Dropsite: "The protest has changed location and will now be held by Marble Arch. There is a concrete area there, where we will go. Marble Arch is in Oxford Street, London and is right next to Hyde Park."
Step 5: ????[edit]
????
Step 6: PROFIT!!! Butthurt emos are lolcows of epic levels[edit]
The Lollercaust reaction has been incredibly fucking quick, and incredibly fucking lulzy.
| —a typical emo, reasoning. They do half the job for you, Anonymous. |
| —A pathetic MCR fan BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWing. |
| —holy shit, this guy is ON TO US!!! |
| —popcornmonkey360, a well respected christion authority, invoking Godwin's Law |
And now a few words from the organizers of the event[edit]
| —A scholar of English and media studies (2:2 Oxbridge Polytechnical) displaying their education. | ||
Anonymous in my protest? it's more likely than you think!
Quick! Call the police! There are YouTubes I don't agree with!!!
Official police reaction to emos being teased on YouTube.
Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Call moar police! They'll get your IP you know!
Reaction from a member of The Police that emos were being mocked.
If j00 are too stupid to operate YouTube, then spread the word to at least 100 forums for great justice.
Becuase with a username like that, your viewpoint that a few hundred black-clad faggots outside a building is more important than, say, oooh, WWII should be heeded. Fucktard shitwipe.
You can now be v& for making fun of My Chemical Romance
Don't kill yourself to escape the Nazis.
Just look at these fucking usernames "RavensBite23".
It's so touching... I'm... I'm going to cry...
Emos are world experts on the UN you know...
Subtle is good too, Anonymous.
Obvious troll is obvious, but is not specifically part of Operation Jewtube!
Butthurt much?
It appears emos have their very own limp copypasta!
Lulzkilling faggot from ebaums in action at YouTube
4-hit combo, and yet so little damage.
It's those little unintentional grammatical erors that can be so rewarding.
Aftermath[edit]
Look out Daily Mail! The "MCRmy" is coming to get you!
minor warning solution in generally a bat ...most effective if u throw razors in the opposite direction.
What absolute fail! 25 people consisting of children and parents. MCR must be soooo proud!
Even more fail. Barely broke over 9,000.
Recap[edit]
Theres two things that could have happened here.
1. Emos are too busy bawwwing to organize properly.
2. Since Anonymous put up a shit load of the fake videos and trolled the living shit out of the emo's websites, that there was mass confusion and the emos just went an hero else where.
Some real challenging and informative reporting, as we gave come to expect from The Guardian. link Lulzy interviews of MCR lolis
Fair & Balanced Protest Footage[edit]
Anonymous had some fun enturbulating a bunch of pubeless morons at the protest and caught it all on camera. In between the hugging and the conga lines, a whale has a shitfit, and a girl sets a newspaper on fire. All fine examples on "win" and how Anonymous Deliverers.
See Also[edit]
External Links[edit]
- Remember when the NME was good? Me neither.
- MCR's planning/promotion site for the march.
- Emo enturbulation, DESTROY WITH FIRE.
- foolish 16- year-old girl that claims she knows Anonymous.
The claims that were made.BELETED!Butthurt emo tries to reconcile after protest about trolling. Claims it was unfunny.So butthurt she took the video down- Newfag talking of things he does not understand
- The newfag full of lies
- The outrage- This is an outrage!!1; Claims an emo
- MCRmy! Man the Harpoons!!!1
- High ranking officer - She actually is a cancer, as is it says so right on her page. (SRSLY!)
|
Operation Yewtube is part of a series on Visit the Trolls Portal for complete coverage. |
 |
Operation Yewtube is part of a series on YouTube. |
[Expand] |
|
A-B • C-D • E-F • G-H • I-J • K-L • M-N • O-P • Q-R • S-T • U-V • W-X • Y-Z • # |
||
