Three Wolf Moon

Holy shit this shirt is fucking sweet.

Three Wolf Moon is a meme sparked when a fucking sweet T-shirt featuring three wolves howling at the moon was discovered on Amazon. Did I mention this shirt is a chick magnet, and that it can cure cancer?

	“	Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women. Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.	„
	—Bee-Dot-Govern

The Shirt That Became an Icon[edit]

Forged in the fires of Mount Doom on the night of the full moon's magic in the far-off lands of Soviet Russia's Siberia, Antonia Neshev wove this shirt from the golden fleece of the gold-haired winged ram. The imagery on the front of the shirt was delivered to her in a dream by the Archangel Gabriel. Little did she know that the shirt would become a holy relic and an icon for overweight, mullet-wearing, trailer-park-dwelling rednecks the world over.

In 2009, the Three Wolf Moon aired on The Office, making the meme, like many others, less funny because it is now used by tons of 13-year-olds.

The Review That Became a Meme[edit]

Brian Govern, redneck hero

When Brian Govern found this shirt on Amazon.com, he knew he had to purchase such a diamond in the rough. Moreover, he had to tell the world of its magic, aphrodisiac, cancer-curing properties. The review he posted to Amazon.com that fateful day sparked a gold rush. What other magical items could be found on sale on Amazon, E-Bay, or lo, even Craigslist for 15% off?

It turns out that customers who bought this item also bought Keyboard Cats, JPEGs, Teen Wolf, and some fag named Worgen from World of Warcraft.