Chris Harper-Mercer
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
Chris Harper-Mercer | |
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Nationality: | Americunt |
Birth: | Britfag |
Highscore | Killed 10, injured 7 |
Top 50? | Nope. |
Style | Single player |
An Hero? | Yes |
Umpqua Community College in middle-of-nowhere Oregon was shot up on the morning of October 1st, 2015, by a beta male soy boy bald faggot named Chris Harper-Mercer (AKA ironcross45, lithium_love), who managed an impressive 9:7 kill to injure ratio which included a headshot delivered through a window. Chris was an avid internet user who posted regularly on r9gay, marking the end of his existence with a "watch the news" thread and the legacy of an OP that delivered.
His skillful marksmanship is attributed to being a dedicated gamer and early reports indicate he was involved in #Gamergate as well as r/atheism. All of his victims were women. Chris is reported by witnesses to have had students stand up and declare whether or not they were Christian. If no they took a arrow to the knee, if yes they took a bullet to the head. /r9k/ was thrilled with Mercer's use of dried up memes in his killing spree, but those feelings were quickly drowned out by tfw no gf. Chris was the recipient of the 2015 Golden iPod.
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Background[edit]
Chris identifies as a proud leprechaun and supporter of the IRA. Like every other school shooter ever, he was a fan of industrial music such as Nine Inch Nails and science fiction. He was also a manlet standing in at 5' 9'' and at the age of 26 has never had a girlfriend in his life. Fan of video games and hater of women, Chris was involved in the harassment of female gamers and would routinely send threats at the behest of Gamergate. Chris was also a nazi enthusiast, having paid over $200 for a replica SS Officer cap to wear while posting on 4chan.
Harper-Mercer was diagnosed with high-functioning autism due to being a Minecraft player. In addition to murdering nine students at his school, he was also the production assistant of the Centerstage Theatre at UCC, an organization which removed its entire facebook page to hide their association.
Politically, Chris was a Cuckservative and strongly opposed both alcohol and drugs, which makes this yet another right-wing domestic terrorist attack. His race is listed as "mixed" making him half-white/half-subhuman.
He is also a web-renown music critic.
Shooting[edit]
After making his final post bidding farewell to his fellow loveless robots, Chris packed some handguns and a rifle and stormed his college science lab. His first shot was to the head of the teacher, through a window, letting everyone know he meant business. Chris then entered the classroom and told a few of the females to stand up and announce whether or not they were Christians. The ones who said they were Christians got shot in the face, the ones who were not were spared with a shot to the leg. He then proceeded to a second classroom and asked the question again, killing off a few more God fearing female gamers.
Chris could have won a 100% accuracy achievement but instead sacrificed it for ill-fated style points by posing the God question, poorly thought out since both the Columbine Shooters (allegedly) and Jeff Weise did the same thing, ultimately hurting his final score. His spree culminated with a shoot-out against the police that ended before it even began.
Graded Score[edit]
Graded score | |
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Kills: | 10/20 |
Accuracy: | 12/20 56% kill rate (professional) |
Style: | 20/20 "Do you believe in God" copycat. |
Butthurt: | 15/20 No clear motive. |
Bonus: | 20/20 OP that delivers. |
Total score: 77/100 (C) |
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Quotes[edit]
Previous Quote | Next Quote |
Chris cash[edit]
Hey Christfags,
My name is Chris, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are slimy, thieving, Christians who spend every second of their day worshipping a false deity. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever practised incest? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because they have different beliefs, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than black magic.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shoot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm a Wiccan, and support the IRA freedom fighters. What hobbies do you do, other than "spread the word of jeezus"? I also get straight A's, and have a cool myspace (I just praised Vester Flanagan; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who will die by my hand. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my gun.
Videos[edit]
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Chris 2.0[edit]
Only a week after Mr. Mercer's massacre, a gunman somewhere in Arizona got mad & shot up his fraternity. The shooter did not become An Hero and will now live the rest of his life getting fucked up the ass by bubba. Sadly, only 1 person died out of four people shot.
A similar incident nearly happened when some bix nood named Christian Pryor threatened to shoot up a university in some cow town in California. Rather than simple groid rage, the shooter threatened to carry out his attack due to betaness. Sadly the Pryor got fryer'd before being able to carry out his attack. Following his arrest he was transferred to another institution- Nigger University.
Gallery[edit]
Parodies[edit]
Chris left an immortal meme legacy in the wake of his bloodbath. Basically, people parody his infamous last words with the following formula:
Some of you ___ are pretty alright. Don't ___ tomorrow. So long, ___.
See Also[edit]
- Dylan Klebold, Jeff Weise - both shooters asked their victims "Do you believe in god?"
- School Shooting
- Nigger
- Incel
- r9gay
- OP
- Ireland
- 卐
- Gamergate
- Elliot Rodger
- Cho Seung Hui
- Columbine
External Links[edit]
- Chris Harper-Mercer – Facebook account, now deleted.
- Chris Harper-Mercer – Email address ironcross45@gmail.com links to this facebook sock.
- Chris Harper-Mercer – Friend of Tom.
- Dox
- Mashable profile
- Official blog where Chris talks about other school shooters.
- Photobucket Chris Harper-Mercer loved his Minecraft.
- Archived /r9k/ watch the news thread.
- Born a Britfag.
- "I'm a nurse and also have an Aspergers kid."
- "Possibly an hero after all."
- Chris Harper-Mercer’s Blog ARCHIVE
- Dating profile ARCHIVE
Locus in quo: | Colorado Theatre Shooting 🔫 Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre 🔫 Boston Marathon Bombing 🔫 Christchurch mosque attacks 🔫 Elliot Rodger 🔫 David Long 🔫 Umpqua Community College Shooting 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 San Bernardino shooting 🔫 Pulse Nightclub Massacre 🔫 Ariana Grande Massacre 🔫 London Bridge Attack 2017 🔫 Randy Stair 🔫 Las Vegas shooting 🔫 Manhattan bombing/shooting 🔫 Texas church shooting 🔫 Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting 🔫 Youtube shooting 🔫 Santa Fe High School Shooting 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting 🔫 Jacksonville Shooting 🔫 Synagogue Of Doom |
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Supporters |
Barack Obama 🔫 Christians 🔫 Concerned Mothers 🔫 Democrats 🔫 Dianne Feinstein 🔫 Government 🔫 The Kennedys 🔫 Kurt Eichenwald 🔫 Faggots 🔫 Liberals 🔫 Michael Bloomberg 🔫 Jews 🔫 SJWs 🔫 Sensitive people 🔫 Trayvon Martin |
Main ideas: |
Gun 🔫 Assault rifle 🔫 Gun Control 🔫 Murder 🔫 Mass Shooting 🔫 School Shooting 🔫 |
Haters gonna hate: | |
Acts of revenge: |
Boston Marathon Bombing 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Ariana Grande Massacre 🔫 London Bridge Attack 2017 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting |
Objectors: |
Charlton Heston 🔫 James Holmes 🔫 NRA 🔫 Osama bin Laden 🔫 Republicans 🔫 People planning a massacre |
Pre-2012 Gun Massacres |
Oklahoma Massacre 🔫 Columbine 🔫 9/11 🔫 École Polytechnique 🔫 Dawson College 🔫 Virginia Tech Massacre 🔫 Austin, Texas 🔫 NIU Valentine's Day Massacre 🔫 Hungerford Massacre |
Columbine: |
Columbine • Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold • Super Columbine Massacre RPG • Do you believe in god • Columbine Copycats • Columbine Gallery • Columbiners | |
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Admirers |
William Atchison • TheAmazingAtheist • Brooke Higgins and Sienna Johnson • Cho Seung-Hui • Ichverbot • Alex Hribal • Jaylen Fryberg • Kimveer Gill • Randy Robert Stair • Ryan Schallenberger • Robert Butler Jr. • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Adam Lanza • Jeff Weise • Dillon Cossey • Asa Coon • Nghtmrchld26 • Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath • Sebastian Bosse • Tim Kretschmer • Lynn Ann • Vladislav Roslyakov • You | |
Locations: |
Colorado • United States • School • Suburbs | |
Related: |
Doom • Police Brutality • Postal • School Shooting • Mass Shooting • Video games • Trenchcoat • Marilyn Manson • KMFDM • Rammstein • Goth • Concerned Mother • Newgrounds • Ryan Lambourn • School Shooter: North American Tour 2012 • The Matrix • South Park • Michael Moore • Quentin Tarantino • 1990s • Jack Thompson • Gun control |
Spree/One-time Killers: |
Aaron Alexis • Abdul Razak Ali Artan • Adam Lanza • Alex Hribal • Ali David Sonboly • Alyssa Bustamante • Anders Behring Breivik • Baruch Goldstein • Bruce Jeffrey Pardo • Casey Anthony • Cho Seung-Hui • Chris Harper-Mercer • Daniel Petric • Dmitry Vinogradov • Dylann Storm Roof • Elliot Rodger • Amanda Knox • George Sodini • Gerry McCann • Irvin Eugene Helton Jr • Jared Lee Loughner • Jason Rodriguez • Jeff Weise • Jiverly Voong • Joe Stack • Josef Fritzl • Kimveer Gill • Kip Kinkel • Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath • Logan Clark • Malik Nadal Hasan • Marc Lepine • Mark Essex • Martin Bryant • Matthew Murray • Matthew de Grood • Matti Saari • Maurice Clemmons • Michael Carneal • Michael Ryan • Michael Woodmansee • Mutsuo Toi • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Raoul Moat • Robert Bales • Robert Hawkins • Robert Steinhäuser • Sebastian Bosse • Steve Stephens • TJ Lane • Tim Kretschmer • Tyler Peterson • Theodore "The Unabomber" Kaczynski • Vester Lee "Bryce Williams" Flanagan II • Wade Michael Page • Zac Penton | |
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Career/Serial Killers: |
Charles Manson • Chris Benoit • Hitler • Mao Zedong • Jack the Ripper • James Holmes • Richard "The Iceman" Kuklinski • Ted Bundy • Jeffrey Dahmer | |
Terrorists: |
Al-Qaeda • Dzhokar Tsarnaev • Omar Mateen • Santa Claus • Tamerlan Tsarnaev • Osama Bin Laden • Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold • Sam Hyde | |
See also: |
Antisocial personality disorder • Cannibal Holocaust • Paranoid personality disorder • Sick fuck • Murder • Jews • Police Brutality |
Chris Harper-Mercer is part of a series on Education [Go To School]
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Places |
Africa ♠ Afro-chan ♠ Atlanta ♠ Dead Nigger Storage ♠ Detroit ♠ E.S. Nigger Brown Stand ♠ Egypt ♠ Gambia ♠ The Ghetto ♠ Habbo Hotel ♠ Kenya ♠ Liberia ♠ Mediatakeout ♠ Mozambique ♠ Nawlins ♠ Prison ♠ Republic of Sierra Leone ♠ Somalia ♠ South Africa ♠ Sudan ♠ Tanzania ♠ Washington, DC ♠ Zimbabwe | |
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Personas |
Aboriginal ♠ Blackinese ♠ Boko Haram ♠ Chav ♠ Crips ♠ Goth ♠ Mikese Morse ♠ Native ♠ Nigger ♠ Negress ♠ Nigra ♠ OFWGKTA ♠ Permit Patty ♠ Transnigger ♠ Wigger ♠ Younger Woolwich Boyz | |
People |
Aaron Alexis ♠ Abner Louima ♠ Adria Richards ♠ Afro Ninja ♠ Afroduck ♠ Ainsley Harriott ♠ Alison Floyd ♠ Al Sharpton ♠ Amanda Kijera ♠ AmericanDad86 ♠ Antoine Dodson ♠ Bags of Money ♠ BANGS ♠ Barry Bonds ♠ Bernie Mac ♠ Bill Clinton ♠ Bill Cosby ♠ Black Diligent ♠ Barack Hussein Obama ♠ BLACKB0ND ♠ BLACKbusterCritic ♠ BLACK_MAN ♠ Blue-Six ♠ Bomani Armah ♠ Brandon Phillips ♠ Brenda Williams ♠ Brianna Brochu ♠ C-NOTE ♠ CandyJunkie ♠ Carlos Deangelo Bell ♠ Carlton ♠ Casey Brezik ♠ Caster Semenya ♠ Charlie Check'm ♠ Charles Ramsey ♠ Chris Dorner ♠ Chris Harper-Mercer ♠ Condoleezza Rice ♠ Cosmo Setepenra ♠ CRoadwarrior ♠ Culexor ♠ Darius McCollum ♠ Dangerman ♠ Dave Chappelle ♠ Dcigs ♠ Death Grips ♠ DeWayne Craddock ♠ Dramasetter ♠ Dr. Laura Schlessnigger ♠ Eugene Terreblanche ♠ Fresh Prince ♠ Future the rapper ♠ Gary Coleman ♠ General Butt Naked♠ G-Zay ♠ H2O ♠ Happy Negro ♠ Herman Cain ♠ Ismaaiyl Brinsley ♠ Isaac Hayes ♠ Jada ♠ James Barkley ♠ James Watson ♠ Jeremiah True ♠ Jesse Jackson ♠ JinuSenpai ♠ Jkid ♠ Joseph Kony ♠ Kanye West ♠ Kejuan Mason ♠ Kerney Thomas ♠ Kobe Bryant ♠ Korryn Gaines ♠ Latarian Milton ♠ Lil B ♠ Loud Nigra ♠ M0M0ko ♠ MadThad0890 ♠ MajelaZeZeDiamond ♠ Malcolm X ♠ Mark Essex ♠ Martin Luther King, Jr. ♠ Matrooko11 ♠ Marvin Morvan and Alex Teniola ♠ Mary Alice Altorfer ♠ Maurice Clemmons ♠ Meek Mill ♠ Micah Dawson ♠ Michael Arega ♠ Michael Jackson ♠ Michael Vick ♠ Mike Tyson ♠ Mintah ♠ Miss Landmine ♠ Mr Pregnant ♠ Mr. T ♠ Muteba Kidiaba ♠ Mychal Bell ♠ NawlinWiki ♠ Nicki Minaj ♠ Nigger Pig ♠ Ntokozo Qwabe ♠ OFWGKTA ♠ OG Loc ♠ OJ Simpson ♠ Old Spice Guy ♠ Oprah Winfrey ♠ P Diddy ♠ Professor Kuhtoons ♠ Purple Aki ♠ Queen Kong ♠ Reverend X ♠ Robert Butler Jr. ♠ Rocky Lockridge ♠ Ron Mexico ♠ Royce da 5'9" ♠ Rucas ♠ Rudy Eugene ♠ Senator Barack Hussein Obama ♠ Sheneequa ♠ Sonicfox ♠ Soulja Boy ♠ Starlaglam ♠ Steve Hodder-Watt ♠ Steve Stephens ♠ Sweet Brown ♠ Rick Ross ♠ Tacgnol ♠ Tarisai Vushe ♠ Tay Zonday ♠ Tedius Zanarukando ♠ The Booty Warrior ♠ The Crackhead ♠ The Trashman ♠ Tiger Woods ♠ TMossBoss ♠ Tookie Williams ♠ Tony48219 ♠ Tony Eveready ♠ Trayvon Martin ♠ Tyra Banks ♠ UnMaskingTheTruth • ValisHD ♠ Vester Lee "Bryce Williams" Flanagan II ♠ Viper ♠ Waluigis-girl ♠ Will Smith ♠ Woah Vicky ♠ Wrong Location Nigger ♠ Zwarte Piet | |
Wiggers |
6ix9ine ♠ Chadwardenn ♠ Lil Pump ♠ Rachel Dolezal ♠ Talcum X ♠ TsimFuckis ♠ Woah Vicky ♠ | |
Parlance |
Are You Serious? ♠ BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD ♠ Bix Nood ♠ BOOYA! ♠ Dat Ass ♠ DINDUNUFFIN ♠ Ebonics ♠ ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT ♠ First World Problems ♠ Flea Market Montgomery ♠ Fuck The Police ♠ George Bush doesn't care about black people ♠ Hack is Wack! ♠ Happy Negro ♠ I Go Chop Your Dollar ♠ Imma Let You Finish ♠ IM PRESSIN CHARGES ♠ Niggers tongue my anus ♠ Not racist ♠ Read a Book ♠ Scrub Me Mama With A Boogie Beat ♠ Sittin On Tha Toilet ♠ Smell yo dick ♠ Thanks Obama ♠ The Boondocks ♠ These Cuffs ♠ WE WUZ KINGZ AN SHEIT ♠ WHOO ♠ You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack ♠ Brraa pap pap pap ♠ | |
Pastimes |
365Black.com ♠ 419 Nigerian Email Scams ♠ Basketball ♠ Blackbird ♠ Booty Shaking ♠ Chikins ♠ Chimpout ♠ Conspiracy theories ♠ Crack ♠ Dallas Sniper Attacks ♠ Dogo Nahawa Massacre ♠ Dolemite ♠ FUBU ♠ Jenkem ♠ KFC Double Down ♠ Kool-Aid ♠ Linux for Niggers ♠ Nigga Know Technology ♠ Pool's Closed ♠ Racism ♠ Rap ♠ Rape ♠ Riots ♠ Slave Tetris ♠ Soulja Boy Tellem Chat ♠ Swag ♠ The Black Sentinel ♠ The Great Black Dick Hoax (see also Niggerdick and Niggercock) ♠ Twitter ♠ Ubuntu ♠ Voodoo ♠ Vuvuzela ♠ Watermelonz ♠ Worldstar Hiphop | |
Past |
BLACK FACE contempo ♠ Black History Month ♠ Lynching ♠ NO NIGGERS ♠ Slavery (see also Nigger Manual) | |
Present |
AIDS ♠ All The Niggers Are Dead ♠ Black Lives Matter ♠ Black Panther ♠ Black People Love Us! ♠ Chocolate Rain ♠ Computer Science III ♠ Culexor ♠ Gay Nigger Association of America ♠ Jena Six ♠ P.A. Palace ♠ Sheeeit ♠ There are no niggers on the Internet ♠ Unemployment ♠ and Welfare | |
Enemies |
A. Wyatt Mann ♠ Azn ♠ BLM Killer ♠ Cops ♠ Dylann Storm Roof ♠ Ebola virus ♠ Employment ♠ Epic Beard Man ♠ Illuminati ♠ Ku Klux Klan ♠ James Watson ♠ Johnny Rebel ♠ Justine Sacco ♠ Kramer ♠ Racism ♠ Spics ♠ Popobawa ♠ W ♠ White people ♠ White supremacy ♠ Whitewashing |
Chris Harper-Mercer is part of a series on Dying Alone
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Chris Harper-Mercer is part of a series on Aspies. | [Sperg out] |
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Featured article October 3 & 4, 2015 | ||
Preceded by Ted Cruz |
Chris Harper-Mercer | Succeeded by Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath |